Yes Four you have hit the nail on the head I am in great demand at this time of the year. I will be appearing at the Weight Watchers Xmas Eve supper, low calorie of course. Slim fast have asked me to endorse their new flavour of a Snowball Cocktail. Cliff Richard has asked me to his New Year’s Eve Do where he will sing Mistletoe and Alcohol Free Wine. It’s so tiring being a Star ? but someone has to do it.
I think The 12th of Never will suit me well for the ribbon cutting at yours. Finally I assume you will be handing me a cheque in a brown envelope at the end of the ceremony. I’m not cheap you know.
Sadly at midnight on the 31st I will change back into NanKate and the weighing a calorie counting will resume for the I’m a Pear Club, all 3 or 4 of us. Let us enjoy the frivolities whilst we can. ??????
Good Morning Thursday 18th April 2024
Being quizzed by chemist's assistant in Boots.