Limericks 8

But I think I'll just go to the shops today
Then nip to the park to frolic and play
I'll try a game of hide and seek
Afterall I am a geek
Then I'll slink out of the park in complete disarray

Letting your hair down is good for the soul

Letting your hair down is good for the soul look
It helps you feel happy and whole

Letting your hair down is good for the soul look
It helps you feel happy and whole
Let it all hang out

Letting your hair down is good for the soul look
It helps you feel happy and whole
Let it all hang out
If you have worn nowt

Letting your hair down is good for the soul
It helps you feel happy and whole
Let it all hang out
If you have worn nowt
Ensure there’s no one at the keyhole

We came back last night from our holiday

Letting your hair down is good for the soul look
It helps you feel happy and whole
Let it all hang out
If you have worn nowt
Miserable days can take their toll

Laughter’s the best medicine, so it’s said

Letting your hair down is good for the soul
It helps you feel happy and whole
Let it all hang out
If you have worn nowt
Ensure there’s no one at the keyhole

We came back last night from our holiday

We came back last night from our holiday
Lots of fun and time to make hay

We came back from our holiday today
Lots of fun and time to make hay
We ate and drank with gay abandon.

We came back from our holiday today
Lots of fun and time to make hay
We ate and drank with gay abandon.
Each party night was sure a grand one

We came back from our holiday today
Lots of fun and time to make hay
We ate and drank with gay abandon.
Each party night was sure a grand one
I'm longing for the next time we go away.

Two blokes called Jeremy and Boris

Two blokes called Jeremy and Boris
One quite dapper, the other like Taurus

Two blokes called Jeremy and Boris
One quite dapper, the other like Taurus
That applies to their minds

Two blokes called Jeremy and Boris
One quite dapper, the other like Taurus
That applies to their minds
As the contest unwinds

Two blokes called Jeremy and Boris
One quite dapper, the other like Taurus
That applies to their minds
As the contest unwinds
And they continue to exceedingly bore us.

Sorry, I forgot!

I was watching Wild Bill in Boston,

I was watching Wild Bill in Boston,
Pray tell me, is he quite rotten

I was watching Wild Bill in Boston
Pray tell me, is he quite rotten
He`s a bit of a hunk,

I was watching Wild Bill in Boston
Pray tell me, is he quite rotten
He`s a bit of a hunk,
But his patter stunk

I was watching Wild Bill in Boston
Pray tell me, is he quite rotten
He`s a bit of a hunk,
But his patter stunk
It is something I think best forgotten

The photos of George are delightful

The photos of George are delightful
But his lack of choice could be frightful

The photos of George are delightful
But his lack of choice could be frightful
Well, his uncle’s OK

The photos of George are delightful
But his lack of choice could be frightful
Well, his uncle’s OK
So while he can let him play

The photos of George are delightful
But his lack of choice could be frightful
Well, his uncle’s OK
So while he can let him play
And assume his royal role when rightful.

There once was an island named Britain

There once was an island named Britain
On whom many a history’s been written