Limericks 14

f I was a bird I'd give nesting a miss?
There's.much to be said for single bliss
The freedom to roam

If I was a bird I'd give nesting a miss?
There's.much to be said for single bliss
The freedom to roam
Not be tied to the home

If I was a bird I'd give nesting a miss?
There's.much to be said for single bliss
The freedom to roam
Not be tied to the home
And freedom to ask exotic birds to 'given us a kiss'

Imagine heading south down through France

Imagine heading south through France
Best to plan a route in advance

Imagine heading south through France
Best to plan a route in advance
Will be seeing the sights

Imagine heading south through France
Best to plan a route in advance
Will be seeing the sights
That we'd miss on flights

Imagine heading south through France
Best to plan a route in advance
Will be seeing the sights
That we'd miss on flights
We can enjoy more than just a glance.

France is worth really exploring

France is worth really exploring
I hear the vineyards are from boring

France is worth really exploring
I hear the vineyards are far from boring
Which Chateau to choose?

France is worth really exploring
I hear the vineyards are far from boring
Which Chateau to choose?
That one in Toulouse

France is worth really exploring
I hear the vineyards are far from boring
Which Chateau to choose?
That one in Toulouse
And the wine there is ready for pouring.

So much travel at present's curtailed

So much travel at present's curtailed
Better stay home till the virus has sailed

So much travel at present`s curtailed
Better stay home till the virus has sailed
But Britain is pretty,

So much travel at present`s curtailed
Better stay home till the virus has sailed
But Britain is pretty,
There's many a ditty

I wanted to add to 'But Britain is pretty'..
But the roads are so shi__y
but i refrained!

So much travel at present`s curtailed
Better stay home till the virus has sailed
But Britain is pretty,
There's many a ditty
For scenery we've got it nailed

Our potholed roads are so scary

Juliet?

Our potholed roads are so scary
A nightmare for the unwary

Our potholed roads are so scary
A nightmare for the unwary
I've ruined my tyres

Our potholed roads are so scary
A nightmare for the unwary
I've ruined my tyres
Right down to the wires

Our potholed roads are so scary
A nightmare for the unwary
I've ruined my tyres
Right down to the wires
I need a Bloody Mary

I'm almost at the end of my tether

I'm almost at the end of my tether
It's all getting on top of me, especially the weather

I'm almost at the end of my tether
It's all getting on top of me, especially the weather
It’s a season of worry

I'm almost at the end of my tether
It's all getting on top of me, especially the weather
It’s a season of worry
And spring's in no hurry

I'm almost at the end of my tether
It's all getting on top of me, especially the weather
It’s a season of worry
And spring's in no hurry
And the virus is going hell for leather

Let’s think of something to cheer us

Let’s think of something to cheer us
Going for a drink with our dearest?