Wednesda: Miss MaryDoll's Wacky and Wild, Wayward Maths Class.

Good morning-OMG is all I have to say- I will stay well out of it as it is well beyond my pea brain.

I will not be of any assistance today because I am off to hospital later for my eye treatment.

Oh Scerree Miss ope yore tweetment iz cessfwl - don’t wanna sea ewe lwkin lyk Cyklops......?

Mournin Miss I lyk thoes cayks wot ewe az maided wiv de grean eyecin on top an currens in the spunj.....?

Hope all goes well today Charley

Morning Miss, I’ve pm’d you.

Good luck for today, Charley ?

Thank you Pantglas and Squiffy. There is no treatment- I am taking part in a 2 year trial attempting to stop further deterioration.

Please be good today- with the type of drops which will be inserted I will not be able to read any of your work so please be attentive to what MissMaryDoll says..

Dun it miss.
Here's a spare Y for your calendar xx
Luv to Charley

Hope it goes well today “Charlie*.

Mornin awl.
Good luck with eye treatment Charley.

Mawnin awl. Oh scairee Miss that iz scairee yoo avin to go on tryal! Wot yoo dun? I ope it wozzen merda, cos yoo wiw be lokt in prism fore ajis! Gud luk, ope yoov got a gud slista.

Miss Ive pee emmd mine arnsa.

The value of “p” ?
Well, I believe the masculine sort is known to speed up a compost heap. And if you should need to find a toilet when you are out and about you will need to mind your pees and queue.
My lawn suffered badly during the reign of the last greyhound, the lovely Gracie and the effects of that well known formula K9P. (Shown with Hattie, shortly after her arrival)
Finally in answer to the maths teacher’s instruction to “find x” I could only ever come up with the answer “y?”

Bathsheba believe you me there may well be a murder committed but it will be tomorrow- you have been warned.

I dun want alf an appul Miss so I am gunna wrk hard.
Praps Miss wil shaer da iced cakes wiv the currans wiv us gurls,
Pants , I hoep so.

Oops move over Charleygirl - I read that as find the value of “p” ? ☺️☺️
Might need to drive to Barnard Castle. ( ?Shala la, la, la, lala la)

Maw, it's so lovely to see you here. I know that as an experienced teacher , you would be an excellent stand in for Miss Charleygirl

Maw

You girls had better feel afraid, very afraid! I am a pussy cat in comparison to MawB!

MawB it is lovely seeing Hattie awake for once.

Oh gurrrls you have been busy this morning!

I think it's the thought of my good friend, Maw, that has put the fear of death into you, spurred you on!

Pantglas, class sook was first to post the answer
Squiffy ?
Bathsheba ?
Puzzler ?
Nortsat ?
Pittcity ?
dragonfly ?

Here is a wee teaser to keep you out of mischief.

It is NOT an orange!

It is a ten letter word.

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Mary51 ?

Thas diffkul Miss. Ifn iz not a norrinj, then I done no wot it iz. I wiw av to av a reelee ard fink bout this!

I fink ther Not An Orange is chikkenpoks.

MawB ?? Drive carefully!! ??

I’ve gotten it Miss! Issa TANJYREENE!?