Living in a village with a distillery meant that we were all spoon fed malt (it is a by-product). No added cod liver oil though, just pure malt, delicious.
My first memory of the Doctor? I was 5 on the Friday, home from Holiday on the Saturday, Sunday split my head on a doorstep, Monday started school with bald bit and big black stiches on front of head. Doctor came to the house, threaded a big needle with black thread and sewed up my head. My father left the room suddenly and could be heard loudly throwing up in the bathroom.