My other half and I often end up talking at cross purposes or just plain amusing rubbish! For example a while ago he was referring to 'Billy 2 stools' who went to a guitar class he attends. "why Billy 2 stools?" I asked. "Because he always insists on an extra stool for his music book" was the reply. "What do you call the other Bill?". "oh there's only one bloke called Billy". 
Weeks passed and he started referring to "Twitchy Bill" at the same class. "Oh now you've got a new fella called Billy ", "no - Billy's just developed a twitch". .........
Maybe you just had to be there. 
Anger management!!! Help needed.
