So in Manchester, you can now be sacked if you refuse to go to work too close to someone - and you can be fined £100 for sitting next to that someone in your home - and then get official Money Off vouchers to go and sit with anyone in a crowded pub or restaurant.
All our Muslim friends who were stopped from celebrating Eid yesterday with their families should have gone to the pub then- sorted ;)
I've got another 'keen'... Ouch!