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It sounds so authentic lemon. Have you got the flat at 10 Downing Street bugged?
I have to be honest....yes.As I was an MI5 operative in a former life, I decided to nip up to London on one last job, I miss being in the field sometimes.
Posing as a Deliveroo driver, I gained access easily through the back door ( the security is really lax) I bounded upstairs to the PM’s flat.He was delighted to take the box of Pukka Pies off me ( I said they were from Michael Gove) and while he was ferreting about looking for a plate I managed to bug a lamp in the sitting room, the toaster in the kitchen, a bedside table in the bedroom and the bathroom cabinet.
By that time he’d found a plate and a knife and fork and was tucking in happily.Pausing only to collect a £2 tip from him, I
Raced down the stairs, onto my bike and was off!