Hancock was brilliant on the BBC today...in a not saying anything way. Yesterday some other minister said we should be booking holidays abroad or in the UK yet because we don't know what's going to happen. Hancock has already booked his holiday in Cornwall. To be fair to the man he booked it months ago like we booked Norfolk when it seemed that we were on track to return to normality in 2021. Anyway the reporter asked him which was the correct advice. Should we book holidays like he had or not book holidays like the other guy said. His cracker of a reply was that both answers were correct
Therefore in this country it is possible for two opposite statements to mean the same thing. Presumably black paint can now also be called white paint, light can be dark, sweet can be sour....the possibilities are endless. And we thought that English was already a difficult language to learn
July 23 Limerick (continuation of July 21)