Another gem fron t'internet today (Jason Hunter)
^Boris Johnson appointed a guy to investigate Boris Johnson who reports directly to Boris Johnson.
Investigation into Boris Johnson found that Boris Johnson didn't know who was going to pay (definitely NOT Boris Johnson) for the redecoration of the flat that Boris Johnson was living in so Boris Johnson didn't break any Parliamentary rules. So says the man appointed by Boris Johnson.^
fancy that!
Being quizzed by chemist's assistant in Boots.
Brussels police ordered to attend a right wing conference attended by Braverman and Farage