JOKES

Baby polar bear asks brother polar bear ,am I really a polar bear, yes he says you are a polar bear. Baby asks mummy the same question, yes of course you are came the reply. Finally baby asks daddy , are you really really sure I’m a polar bear, yes I’m sure,why do keep asking this question. Baby replied cos I’m f**king freezing !!!

My hubby told this to kids other day and the 16yo was laying about on floor laughing and was crying too. Not that that joke was that funny but he found it ‘funnier’ as was a ‘dad’ joke.lol.

What did the traffic light say to the waiting car?


Don’t look, I’m changing.lol.

YNWA. Xxxx

When does a Scot resemble a donkey?

When he/she stands on their banks and braes. (brays)

Whsts the difference between my boss and a bucket of shit?

The bucket