OK, so I have tried the Astroglide that Geraldine was going on about. Seems rather good, not smelly (though I did taste it - why do they make these things slightly sweet?) lasted a long time, did what lubes are presumably supposed to do. You don't have to use the whole thing at once so have yet to get round to any of the others (Mr Loose and I not like rabbits any more). Anyone got any recommendations which one to try next?
Feeling uneasy with tradespeople in the house.
Petition for estranged Grandparents