Are they elderly family members I wonder?
My mother got very bad as she aged. She 'broadcast to the nation' rather than talked. She'd start with 'As you haven't phoned me' (well I didn't have two hours to spare, funny that) then she'd 'catch up' as she called it.
She'd tell me things, very boring things, several times over (forgetting that she'd told me).
I'd read my book or watch telly with subtitles, half/vaguely listening and putting in the odd 'I know', 'Really?' 'Oh' or 'Yeah'.
Any other contributions were met with 'Don't interrupt me! I haven't finished telling you about it!'
Sometimes she'd suddenly ask me 'Well what do YOU think/what would YOU do?' and I hadn't been listening. (Was it a test?) I'd say 'Oh, I don't know really, what do YOU think?'
I tried: She'd say:
'There's someone at the door! (I'll hold)
'I have to go out now!' (I'll phone later)
'The kids need me' (You spoil them)
'I can't hear you' (I'LL SHOUT THEN')
etc. etc. - it drove me up the wall and round the bend -
until I (conveniently) developed Narcolepsy and kept falling asleep after about fifteen minutes on the phone (naughty I know - to fib - but necessary)!