Nellie We'll just have to publicise the silliness ourselves.
Write to the DT as disgusted of Bournmouth?
" Dear sir, I object strongly to being categorised in your paper as a wrinkled boring old fart. I am still living it up and enjoying life to the full at 99.
I shall ram my Ferrari into your Bentley the next time I am in the vicinity of your car park. Then I shall send my toy boy (23) to duff you up. I shall assist him by belabouring you with my zimmer (if I can get out of this b****y car)
yours,
Outraged and disgusted of Bournmouth!"
If people would just have a look and try it for a week. But one look at a photo like that convinces them that it is not for them, so they never come back.