Who will be ordering one of these ?

I don’t think I’ll be trying that. Horses in the fields behind us. Easily frightened.

Blimey - I'd need a lot more than 'casual accessories' were I to go out in that.
Those 1960s kaftans had a lot going for them!

£515 to be naked?

Don’t suppose they do it in a size 22 ?

Maybe for bed time,IN THE DARK.

Dear me.

I get the feeling that Jean Paul must have been missing the limelight of late.

Isn’t it ghastly?

Remember the show EuroTrash the he co-presented?
(It was one of those Saturday late night shows for drunk students, with a bit of soft porn thrown in)

Anyway, it would have been well suited to that.

Ohhhhh my life !! ?

I'm not expecting to see anyone I know in one!

She looks as though she is naked covered in wrinkles.

My new duvet arrived in a see through plastic bag. I’ll cut a slit to pop my head through. The bag not the duvet.
Just don a mask, the social distancing will take care of itself, and good to go.
Now how shall I spend the £515 I’ve just saved.

I've ordered mine!

Crikey!!

Ugh! Horrible!

I would wear it in the bath to frighten the old lady in the mirror off!!!

A few very extrovert attention-seekers with money to burn, I dare say.

Not long ago I did see someone (from behind) who I honestly thought was naked from the waist down.

However once I got closer I saw that she was simply an exceedingly plump person (after the current thread I dare not use the F word) who was wearing pale pink, absolutely skin tight tights or leggings, with a very short top.

I dare say she thought they looked nice…

Nothing new under the sun as my mum used to tell me.

Apologies for the long link.

www.google.co.uk/search?q=1960s+topless+clothes&client=safari&hl=en-gb&prmd=isvn&sxsrf=ALiCzsZs_z-lsXSJcqxqMgNW_Oji0cHo3g:1652604468091&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjaiJmyj-H3AhWSUsAKHX5RCjIQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=441&bih=632&dpr=2#imgrc=mWhr5UmW5ApeEM

I remember EuroTrash. It was very near the knuckle but I must have liked it as I watched it. These days I would probably just tut and switch over.
The naked dress has achieved the desired publicity. How about a male body version?

Emperor's new clothes springs to mind!!

Oh no ☺️

It’s like the Emperor’s New Clothes!

It would take a lot of front to wear it.

To the male one….

Witzend

A few very extrovert attention-seekers with money to burn, I dare say.

Not long ago I did see someone (from behind) who I honestly thought was naked from the waist down.

However once I got closer I saw that she was simply an exceedingly plump person (after the current thread I dare not use the F word) who was wearing pale pink, absolutely skin tight tights or leggings, with a very short top.

I dare say she thought they looked nice…

I’ve seen her too and wondered why no-one had told her.

Parsley there wasn’t much choice of what to watch then!
Do you remember The Hitman & Her, with Pete Waterman (and was it Michaela Strachen?) visiting regional clubs.
Peak 90’s!

I don’t remember The Hitman &Her, Fanny. Today, we are spoiled for choice and there is still nothing to watch. ?