And they know how to milk you by extending the length of time it takes to get through to whoever you want to speak to. - as in "you have five options. Press one if you want to make an enquiry, Press two if you want to ask a question, Press three to speak to an advisor, Press four to make a complaint, press five to hear these options again.
By then I am tearing my hair out, jumping up and down and foaming at the mouth and screaming "Get on with it, I am paying for this you dozy morons!!!"
"All our advisors are busy but please hold the line as your call is important to us."
Aaaagggghhhhhhh!!!!!