You might take Trisha Goddard and Jeremy Kyle back?

I'm not much of a one for "celebs" Envious , perhaps you could send them to Cyprus? Might take those peoples minds off things for a while?

Please feel free to keep them. Perhaps we could arrange some exchanges? I'm sure some Gransnetters will think of suitable candidates!

Good idea Phoenix!

Jerry Springer? Please keep Piers Morgan for us.

You can have Jeremy Kyle and we will take George Clooney

Sunseeker can we get Richard Gere to accompany him?

Please please please take Jeremy Clarkson, we don't want anything in exchange, you can just have him for free.

With you there, phoenix! He makes my hackles rise....!

Is there any nation in the world that Jeremy Clarkson hasn't offended? Who would have him?

I agree about Clarkson and the rest of the list. Will I get pillared for adding Terry Wogan ???

A 'national treasure' exchange?

I`ll quite happily do without Russell Brand, oh, and Jonathan Ross as well.

You are welcome to Bruce Forsyth too!

at least Russell Brand seems to try and be "a good boy" now.Or at least pulling the wool over our eyes.

You can have self absorbed Gwynnie, "my children aren't allowed carbs" back and tell her to take her bloody cookery books with her!

I think Jeremy Clarkson is very entertaining -- which is what he's for.

Bruce Forsyth? A multi-talented performer, but a little past his best=-before date.

Russell Brand... hmmm. I've seen a clip from his show in the USA, and I was suprised at how intelligent he can be. Just wish he didn't always make me feel that one of us could do with a bath...

When Russell Brand speaks, he does, amazingly, make sense, but words fall over each other, as his mind outstrips his vocal chords!

actually haven't heard much about the lady with the no carbs for kids.Its funny I really do think you get more news than some of us do! I look at your papers on line and it surprises me. especially world news.Its like if it doesn't effect us,we don't hear about us. I did see something about no carb for kids,she must be making the talk show round with you guys first.

Stephen - look -at -me- I'm- frightfully- superior- Fry is welcome to visit anywhere on a one way ticket as far as I am comcerned!

Jeremy K and Jeremy C can disappear..I do not watch them intentionally having seen each of them once! I do not find ether entertaining just irritating!

ether is not entertaining either!

I rather like Stephen Fry!

I like Stephen Fry, he's a bit smug but very clever and very funny too. Jeremy Clarkson can go. Please can we exchange him for Jack Nicholson?