To have a silly grin on my face because...

Well, I'm sure there are loads more that you will love, sunseeker!

As I don't watch any of the soaps this thread is a complete mystery to me

Looks as though Chesney is doomed to score an own goal before too long!

He is back on the scene soon, sulking and being a p in the a, as usual.

I missed both Corrie and Emmerdale for six weeks when I was in NZ - can anybody tell me where Tommy has gone as Tina seems to be on her own now.

Right, now up to date! i'm finding the Faye and Anna situation sad, but I do thing it is being treated sensitively. I think there's a possibility that the father may not be as nice as he seems! As for Chesney and Katie, I shall wait and see; Corrie's always recorded and we tend to watch them in batches when we need to collapse for an evening.

If you look on Digital Spy you can get the storylines for all the soaps for a week ahead! I used it when I was in NZ and couldn't get any of my favourite programmes.

I know some things are going to get worse before they get better. That's a bit depressing.

What on earth happened to being kept in suspenders waiting for the next episode and not having a clue what would happen ?

I inadvertantly (well, couldn't resist really) looked at the front cover of one of those cheap TV mags. I know what's going to happen for weeks alhead in all the soaps now.

There's many a slip....

Didn't want you getting your hopes up prematurely, Greatnan.

Oh, no, don't spoil my pleasure!

I think you'll find they aren't....

I missed all of last week's Corries because I was out of the country. Oooh!

Chesney isn't very desirable compared with Ryan though is he?

Oh, it's recorded and I haven't seen it yet, Greatnan! Still, am hoping for a good dose of comeuppance for Carl..

(Sectet Corrie addicts' corner, folks.)