I got a phone call at lunch time today asking if I wanted to try out a medical mattress whatever that is.
a. I don't want to be interrupted when I am watching Bargain Hunt
b. Is it for people with dodgy legs, backs etc ?
c. I'm not old enough for a medical mattress.
d. I wanted to tell him to p**** off, but I said 'thank you for the opportunity' and put the phone down.
Is there such a thing as delicious ready meals?
How do you acknowledge Easter.