DH and I were in M and S at the weekend and he put in the basket a mushroom pasta meal turned to me and said.
'If you die first I will live off these meals they're delicious. 
Second ill chosen words.
I took my 73 year old sister to A and E after she had endured 7 hours being sick the night before. As the nurse was taking a blood sample my sister said.
'Can I lie down I feel so ill!
The nurse replied 'No there isn't anywhere to lie down in the hospital'
Five and a half hours later they eventually let her lie down and gave her a drip. What a bloody miserable experience that whole day was. 
to your DH's words.What were the first ever records that you bought and when?
Parents-in-Law. What do/did you call them?
