Over the top ? Completely I think .

Try Amazon. They sell Trump toilet paper

I'll give the toilet paper a go if it spices up my life. #getting desperate now.

Must get the Trump loo roll for the sons-in-law!

Trump toilet paper would be ideal for my GS (12) who, as an April fool joke stuck a picture of Trump on the underside of the toilet seat for his dad to 'enjoy' when he lifted it up.

Definitely too much Floradora and probably smells very synthetic.
When my grandson was young I bought Christmas toilet paper with penguins on it. Made his Christmas no need for presents.

Humbug I love everything smelling of spiced apples etc. this time of year and swap usual purchases for them. Only wished they did them all year round.

Can't abide overpowering smells in the house apart the smell from the conifer branches and pine cones I use to decorate the fireplace.

I guess that due to smoking and drinking my senses are dulled somewhat so you could probably poke a cinnamon spiced apple vapour squirter up my nose and I'd not flinch

Mind you I hate the smell of vanilla, even a hint of it.

Tesco is definitely OTT, Floradora9.

However, I share your love of the smell of bleach. It reminds me of my mother, who never missed an opportunity to scrub some surface with bleach.

Proust had the taste of a madeleine dipped in tea to conjure up memories of a lost childhood. I have the smell of bleach!

Often buy these offers as I like the smells!