In wanting to change his name?

Deedaa thank you for you concern for Digby, topping up his biscuit bowl seemed to restore his equilibrium .

Auntieflo lunch was practically done, but himself did dish up!

I hope Digby has recovered from the trauma

You put your boob through a quick wash, Auntieflo?

Evening Phoenix and all. My morning wasn't nearly as awful as yours, but not good. I was on coffee duty after Church, and one of the big flasks decided to splutter all over me and my new top and trousers. I had only worn the top for the first time today. Luckily I managed to get most of the stain mopped up, but I had soggy underwear and boob. After putting them through a quick wash, all is well. I hope you also had a large glass of wine or three, and Mutley cooked lunch. Some hopes eh?

PS He knows I struggle to reach that shelf, in fact if he had done the decent thing, as in "darling, let me put that book on the shelf for you, save you having to practically scramble over me, and risking the possibility of a knee in the testicles" the wine would have been saved, and Digby might have not suffered the trauma of such a rude and damp awakening!

Perhaps my expectations are wrong? I really, truly did expect some sort of attempt (however feeble and ineffective) at mopping!

Ha Ha, Nfk. That's exactly what I thought.

Nothing worse than being responsible for the spilling of a glass of wine....Oh the shame, Oh the waste.

Didn't Mutley have that horrible wheezy laugh? Or was that another cartoon character?

Changing his name seems reasonable. Buy stemless wine glasses.

Well it is important to have a glass of wine to hand, think he should be severely reprimanded for not refilling your glass

He just stood up? No expletives? Even though it was his wine? You're blessed!

The clue lies in the title : "his"