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In wanting to change his name?

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phoenix Sun 11-Jun-17 17:47:56

Afternoon all, hope all is well, and if not, sending every good wish.

I am considering changing Mr P's name to "Mutley".

Does anyone remember watching the cartoon series (with or without their children) called Wacky Races?

One of the principal characters was Dick Dastardly, with his dog, Mutley. Often, when they got into a scrape, Dick would cry "Mutley, do something!"

Well, a few minutes ago I was attempting to put a recipe book back on the shelf in the kitchen. I am not very tall. I was sort of reaching over Mutley Mr P, who was sitting at the table.

The edge of my shirt caught the rim of his (full) wine glass, which promptly toppled over, spilling it's contents all over the kitchen table, which at the time was home to my Kindle, a half finished Daily Telegraph general knowledge crossword, and Digby blush who I know shouldn't have been on the table.

So, what did Mr P do?

He stood up.

That's it, he didn't reach for a tea towel or some kitchen roll, he didn't grab the Kindle, he didn't even attempt to catch the glass! He just bloody stood up!

Even Digbys reaction was a bit more noteworthy, ok he didn't dash across the kitchen to get a tea towel, but he did at least dash across the kitchen.

So, I set to with a cloth, mopped up, then went to hand a sponge to himself to wipe down the table to make sure it wasn't left all sticky, only to find that his main concern was replenishing his glass. shock

To add insult to injury, he didn't top mine up!

FarNorth Mon 19-Jun-17 20:14:45

If getting to the shelf is a struggle for you, why didn't you just ask him to put the book away?

stillaliveandkicking Mon 19-Jun-17 19:45:10

Depends how many he'd had. Personally once I have a glass of vino on the go my reactions are never quick.

castle Tue 13-Jun-17 15:24:10

I am sitting on a bus reading this SO wanting to laugh out loud ???

Legs55 Mon 12-Jun-17 21:41:26

Musicelf like you it took me 2 failed attempts before I found No3 (sadly now widowed). He was best of the lot & yes he would have got a cloth & refilled my glass. If I do anything stupid now there's no witnesses except the catgrin

phoenix Mon 12-Jun-17 19:19:42

grin Digby didn't actually get wet, I think the noise of the glass going over was enough to spur him into action, after all, was sitting up (on the crossword, of course confused, as cats do) rather than asleep.

Mr P is husband number 2, and one of the reasons that I love him is because he is so laid back, but honestly, there surely must be the occasional need for action!

Tizliz Mon 12-Jun-17 18:15:21

Does Gransnet run on wine? Only jealous because I am still at work envy

GillT57 Mon 12-Jun-17 18:12:46

I would have licked Digby. Save him grooming himself and getting a surfeit of wine

W11girl Mon 12-Jun-17 17:32:03

It can't be worse than the man who was heard saying to his wife with heavy shopping, "don't stress yourself love", take two trips!!

Nanny27 Mon 12-Jun-17 13:55:08

Top up the glass first, worry about mess later, seems reasonable to me! ?

yogagran Mon 12-Jun-17 13:51:46

Sheilasue "lifts up his feet when you vacuum under his chair" - mine too and it's SO irritating

Musicelf Mon 12-Jun-17 13:41:30

Haha,Nanna58 - it took 3 times to get it right! (divorced 1st one, 2nd one died).

Sheilasue Mon 12-Jun-17 13:31:03

Oooo men, got a twat like that too. How can anyone go to the fridge and get themselves a yogurt or go to the cupboard and cut a piece of cake and not ask if I want one. Who's old man lifts his feet up when your vacuuming under his chair,
Who is quick to tell you when you make mistakes shall I go on....
Well he don't get away with anything.

Nanna58 Mon 12-Jun-17 12:49:48

Didn't mean I was horrified you had been married three times, I meant I was horrified at the thought of Mr C x 3 lol ?

Nanna58 Mon 12-Jun-17 12:46:59

I don't agree Musicelf, I think the horror of three husbands far outweighs that of spilt wine!

Musicelf Mon 12-Jun-17 12:28:39

Mine would have told me to sit down before I did any more damage and would have fetched a cloth himself. Sorry ladies, I'm being very smug, but it's taken three husbands to get this!

(Oh, and by the way, while I was on a visit to stay with my daughter, he sent me a text to say he's booked a cruise for my birthday later in the year.)

Don't you just hate smug women like me?!grin

Jalima1108 Mon 12-Jun-17 12:04:29

Well, I think your DH shows great forbearance and fortitude in the face of adversity phoenix grin

Spilling good wine indeed (not even your own!)
And he said nothing shock
Mine would have commented on how clever I was to have done that - and observed that at least it was my Kindle not his.

Salt in a wound.

cornergran Mon 12-Jun-17 11:35:49

I can see it now, phoenix. Mine? Well, he would have jumped up, knocked over anything still standing including me in his rush for the - wrong - cloth. Spun round looking for the right one to see me clearing up the mess. He would then have refilled his wine before taking his glass elsewhere saying he was pleased all was now well (!) but he would sit somewhere quieter. There would have been a certain level of frostiness when I discovered the wine bottle was now empty. Poor Digby, pleased he escaped relatively unharmed and is showing no symptoms of ptsd smile.

Diddy1 Mon 12-Jun-17 10:30:35

You are all wonderful, I have laughed so much at the comments today. Mine would react like most of the DH here!
He could at least topped your glass up!

Craftycat Mon 12-Jun-17 10:17:34

I'm with moobox. Mine would have said how clumsy I was & then exited the room to give me more room to clear up. I would then get a lecture when he felt the room was sorted on how I must be getting old as I am always knocking things over, repeating myself etc. ( I'm not & I don't unless he has his flaming ear buds in listening to music!)
Miserable git is what I call mine ( I do love him really!)

I'm more concerned about poor Digby.All mine would need a lot more than biscuits topped up to get over the trauma. At least a tin of salmon opened!!

moobox Mon 12-Jun-17 09:37:56

Mine would have taken action. He would have tut tutted, and said I am such a worry because I keep doing things like that before reaching really old age. He would definitely state the bl obvious i.e. that I need to get a cloth quickly

Pippa000 Mon 12-Jun-17 08:36:50

Men do have a different brain, obviously his wine is very important, yours not so much. Glad Digby didn't suffer too much trauma. He 'indoors' will chatter about nothing while I am typing, as he is doing just now, but woe betide me if I chatter while he is concentrating. Mutley is a nothing to what I would like to call mine!!!!!

Jalima1108 Sun 11-Jun-17 22:57:01

You were lucky it wasn't a Shiraz or Merlot!

All over a new carpet.

phoenix Sun 11-Jun-17 22:42:44

It wasn't the spillage that was the main problem (although as it was a rather good Sauvignon Blanc I did have to fight the urge to suck the dampened cross wordwink) it was more his complete lack of attempting to take any remedial action, I.e. grab a cloth and mop up!

mumofmadboys Sun 11-Jun-17 22:23:59

Perhaps use tumblers for your wine?

Auntieflo Sun 11-Jun-17 22:16:42

Soapy flannel did the boob job Merlotgran.
Phoenix, at least Mutley half?? redeemed himself, but, did he wash up and get you an after dinner coffee?