Is this the beginning ?

cornergran conditioner is not as good as shampoo either!

Discovered this morning that conditioner isn’t so good when used instead of shower gel. Jolly slippery too ?

wilma

My Step-Dad is lovely and adores my Mum, but my Mum and I have joked that she must have been on her best behaviour for quite a while after they started seeing each other! . He's well aware of what she's like now though as I think they've been a couple for over 20 years now (married 12 years). We have such a laugh about things she does and has done. I'm cut from the same cloth, so when I've got one to tell her about, I start the conversation with "I am my Mother's daughter..."!

wilma not a word...if he’d still been married to his 1st wife we would all have laughed till we cried but Mrs no 2 is cut from different cloth!

My Mum has done some right crackers and the one we were in hysterics over at Christmas was the memory of her driving her DH's new car in a small town and they were having 'words'. She drove into the little supermarket car park using the dropped kerb for wheelchair users!

I think my mother's slip was the best. After her shower, she put deodorant on her hair (instead of hairspray) and guess where the hairspray went - and then, of course, straight back in the shower. Stiff underarms will eternally be a family joke!!!

At the petrol station I was trying to fill my OH's fuel tank but couldn't get the nozzle to go in. Had to ask a gentleman filling his tank for help. Seems these days you can't fill a petrol tank with diesel.
I have never had a diesel car. My darling OH nearly didn't have a functioning car at all as had I succeeded in filling it the engine would have been ruined.
Still haven't told him.

Bet you struggled to get your bra on too!

I give up I really do. I've just glued my jumper on. Using my Christmas smellies and I've moisturised my arms with the bath milk. ?

gq I've just reread your post! Did your BiL or SiL say anything to you?

I once mislaid the garage keys twice in the space of about ten minutes...rushing around looking for them I commented to my eldest son that I couldn't understand why I was getting so forgetful, after all I was even taking fish oil tablets to improve my memory... he replied "Well that's it then Mum... didn't you know, fish have only got a 3 second memory!!"..

(I actually don't believe this well known myth, but it did make me chuckle!)

See what I mean?!

I am crying with laughter at this post! Pretty much the same as my DGS last week when I put drinking chocolate powder in the washing machine and washing powder in my cup. I guess my multi-tasking days are over!!

I am crying with laughter at this post! Pretty much the same as my DGS last week when I put drinking chocolate powder in the washing machine and washing powder in my cup. I guess my multi-tasking days are over!!

I'm still grinning at the posts from NannyTee and MissA - and poor Peardrop's DH!

Exactly. But I still felt daft and gave myself a laugh!

Well, its a strange sort of picture. Like one of those inkblot tests.

It's a blue car that went off the road and is covered in snow.

OR it's a white horse with blue lips because it's cold.

What is it? my eyesight isn't so good.

it doesn't look well

Oh, sorry, the White Horse of Wherever

It's a white horse.

Poor horse, all covered in snow .....