I live in Peoplechester and we have a great football team People United. I went for a walk today, (our car has something wrong with the people fold). My OH couldn’t go as he has people flu but I did not question his people hood. My clever friend came with me, clever because she speaks fluent people darin and plays a mean people dolin. On the lake we saw a lovely people drake, feathers all fluffed up. She was telling me about her many holidays, she has seen a people drill in the wild and visited people groves. She told me that her neighbour has been accused of people slaughter but didn’t think the prosecution had the right person. Leaving the park onto the pavement, unfortunately she fell down a people hole. I think it should be peopledatory to make these dangers more visible. Maybe the next government could put it in their peoplefesto.