A man named Guy Chapman has been ordered to change his name, because it isn't politically correct to have three 'male' words in your name.
He was going to call himself Person Personperson. Someone then pointed out that you can't have 'son' and not 'daughter', as that is discrimination.
He is now known as Perchild Perchildperchild!
Do you think you know when you are going to die?




