Small things that annoy me.

It is samwich, isn't it?
Or is that because I'm from the Midlnds too?

suzied I think one fast food chain, could be Burger King, has just brought out a vegan and a vegetarian burger.

However, they are apparently not suitable for vegans or vegetarians because of the way they are cooked.
You couldn't make it up if you tried

I presume they won't pay out to install separate grills.

I annoy my brother by saying samwidge instead of sandwich.

But I am from the Birmingham area, if that excuses me!

However, so is he.

The news reporter this morning who said, "... she can now return back to her home ..."

‘ Love you to the moon and back’, and also the ‘ love you!’ at the end of a phone call.

‘ Beautiful inside and out’

My OH he’s 5’7 and getting smaller and I’m 5’8 that’s the small thing that annoys me! Only joking sweetheart ?

People who get angry because Greggs bring out some vegan product - they don’t have to buy it.

Also people who think I am invisible because I am a certain age.

People who think I am the official door opener, so when they pass through they don't have to thank me.

One that I find irritating when I can be bothered is people saying ‘purchased’ instead of ‘bought’. Why? It sounds so pretentious somehow. ‘I purchased the property’ instead of ‘bought a house’ .

At least most people don’t buy houses very often, but some people purchase shoes, or chocolate.

I don’t know why it rankles, as I think it is correct usage, if a bit ‘legalese’, but it does.

People who cannot spell 'lose'. It doesn't have a double 'o' in it!

'I'm frightened that I might loose it' means you are frightened you might set something free, not that you might mislay it!

I confess I am guilty of starting a question with 'So', as it gives DH time to work out that I am about to say something, otherwise he claims he hasn't heard me!

Oh dear I agree with all the above-sigh!
My particular pet hate at the mo is folk who can only talk in the first person singular as Bakingmad said. . .it doesn’t matter what the topic is it always revolves round them!
In fact, while playing Canasta with my 10 year old DGD this afternoon I was teaching her about “small talk” where you ask questions about/show interest in the other person first.

Luckygirl I have a shower stool from when I broke my ankle and did carry on using it for ages afterwards because I felt more secure. However, washing nether regions can be more of a problem!

Soap on a rope?

Ooh, I agree with all the above. Furbabies, yuk, you guys, yuk, making memories, yuk, so.....yuk, Excellent selection. I don't think anyone has mentioned 'family' yet, as in 'family time' yuk, family room (who else's would it be?) yuk, 'family hug' double yuk.

it’s so true - they do always mention the house price!

Why do reporters always mention house prices when they are reporting on anything but the house?

"Mr and Mrs Jones, pictured standing outside their £375,000 house said that "(insert news of choice) and they were very unhappy/happy with the outcome"

"Mr Jones is 58, his wife is 61 and a grandmother"

Just thought of another one that sets my teeth on edge - ‘making memories’. When did that start?? Previously we just got on with life and memories just happened.

Any mother who claims that she and her daughter are best friends.

Oops! - just mentioned them!

You note that I have not mentioned dogs, even in passing. Please admire my restraint!

I am deeply annoyed by the need to have showers. I hate it.

I am a bit wobbly on my legs and suffer giddiness; I am mega short-sighted. Every moment in the shower I struggle not to fall; can't see a thing; always lose the darned soap and have to grope around feeling for it........

Cannot get in the bath, so that's not an option. Maybe I should use OH's shower stool and buy fluorescent pink soap so I can see it when I drop it!

People who answer a question with ‘so...’
Shop assistants who say ‘Are you alright there?’ instead of ‘Can I help you?’ ?

I quite like when anybody says that to me..be it shop assistants or parcel deliverers or the window cleaner or whoever.
It's friendly and pleasant.
I say it to people as well.

The blxxxy cat that has just dug my bulbs up to leave it’s calling card in my garden
Oh yes little yappy dogs but not as much as the blxxxy cat

The grinning woman on the tv hair product ad shoving her face at the camera whispering 'especially for women over forty'.