ethel tablecloths? 
We eat at the kitchen table mostly but on our knees if there is something good on the tv which is daft as we have a tv in the kitchen.
We always eat on our knees on Saturday and we always drop something down our front! 
We use a tablecloth when we eat in the dining room - possibly 3 times a year!
King Charles caught in a torrential 5 minute downpour yesterday on the royal Caribbean tour.
Does anyone have a really simple diet plan?
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