CleoPanda Sun 27-Sep-20 15:29:11
Like a few other posters on here, I’ve subscribed to the Who Gives A Crap site.
Essex girl pushes her beloved vintage Mini into the garage. "It just stopped on me," she wails. The Proprietor, a kindly fellow, told her to go and wash her hands in the Ladies.
Coming out, she heard her car's engine running sweetly. "You got it going," she said, somewhat surprised. "What was the problem?" "Just crap in the carburettor," he replied. "Oh!" she replied."How often do I have to do that?"
King Charles caught in a torrential 5 minute downpour yesterday on the royal Caribbean tour.
Does anyone have a really simple diet plan?
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