I feel so angry with Meghan & Harry

Are you looking my gift horse in the mouth?

No cos its full of banana!!

A question in a quiz we've been doing this evening was:
Who said, "You define your own life"?
Huh, sounds like Meghan says I, rolling my eyes.
The answer? Oprah Winfrey... ?

bikergran when my husband was a young collections agent for a finance company he was actually offered a cup of tea in a jar by one "lady" he had to call on ?

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Watch out, I have my polo mallet handy, ready to quell disruptions.

I prefer trebor Callistemon, polo has that annoying little hole.

bikergran

NellG I live in Accrington.

Is that Accrington Stanley?
Or is that a football team?

I'm more into polo myself ?

Well actually ! I was going to offer you all tea (out of a jam jar of course) & (cake from the whoopsie) counter.

But I'm not sure the mayor will allow riff raff into the Town.

As for the Dial a ride bus, the wheels were stolen whilst the occupants were searching in their carrier bags for their loose change to spend in the £1 shop.

The poor lass that was strapped to the roof lost her shoes(they didn't fit her that well anyway).

Please wipe your feet on the way out!

nanna8

Nothing wrong with banana republics. They do call bananas lady’s fingers here after all.

And very delicious they are too.
The Aussies know how to grow posh bananas

Ideal bikergran, you can show us all the good bits before we get thrown out for being rowdy.

NellG I live in Accrington.

Just Skyped my children to ask what the grandchildren would like for Easter. As they all had waffle makers for Christmas I have decided to give them a small hole around which to make their own donuts ?.
#generousgran

Nothing wrong with banana republics. They do call bananas lady’s fingers here after all.

It's a gift, to make you feel empowered as a woman. Are you looking my gift horse in the mouth?

NellG

I can write it on a banana for you Ellianne

Are you being funny? I'm going to the oprah, not a Bananarama concert.

I can write it on a banana for you Ellianne

Only just reading this thread and laughing in my bed. So going back to the pjs my trousers legs are always up round my knees and the front waist twists round to the back. Can I be considered to join the inner sanctum?

Namsnanny

No need for apologies everyone, I was just doing the same thing, and voicing my opinion!

EllianneIve got some lovely cream cashmere with a subtle fleck of silver running through it. Does that fit the bill? After all we dont want it to clash with the tiara do we?

Perfect Namsnanny, thank you.
Any chance anyone could also make me a jewelled necklace out of those love hearts with messages on? Like:
Be kind
You are strong
You are loved

I'm a chocolate and fudge person myself!!

What’s wrong with fruit gums love a good chew!

LauraNorder

Callistemon will have eaten all the fruit gums so don’t worry Maggiemaybe.

Mr C will have eaten them all before I got there.

So none of those cardboard ones with the fruit gums stuck on, if you please.

As if, Maggiemaybe!

They are real cut and paste. I'll have you know I am very well-heeled because I can turn a heel in a sock as well as HM! She taught me well.

Or mine maggiemaybe when I rescue it from the corgis. Can’t vouch for what state it will be in after the new pups have been playing tug of war with it though.

Just think it would have been easier to knot the saggy bits Madgran but you go girl.

I'm all for mitigating circumstances Gwyneth.

No Callistemon wouldn't do that Laura she's too much of a lady.

As I've turned down my interview with Oprah, realising my loyalties are with the RG I'm allowed to keep my tiara; trisher said so, so you can borrow mine Maggiemaybe.

Callistemon will have eaten all the fruit gums so don’t worry Maggiemaybe.

Aw guys

Callistemon

I can lend you an old tiara, Maggiemaybe, we have trunks full of them.
Perhaps we should sell some to mend the leaky roof on our stately pile of rubbish.

Oh fabulous, Callistemon. Though I am currently binge watching series 4 of The Crown and should make it clear that I am now accustomed to the very best. So none of those cardboard ones with the fruit gums stuck on, if you please.