why on earth would you say you had no intention of asking the NDN for the package. She had made no attempt to bring it around or let me know it was there
Oh do TRY reading a my post a little more carefully.
I knew because of past performance this woman was a thief and the package contained a glitter bomb. If it had been an expensive piece of jewellery I would have sent round my nephew and his scary big mate to get it. I knew there was a 99% chance of her keeping and opening it rather than bringing it around. It was a wonderful opportunity to teach her a lesson about stealing mail. I bet she is still findng bits of red glitter in her house.
I've got another 'keen'... Ouch!