A lot of these programmes show houses with massive windows everywhere. People wax lyrical about how wonderful it is to have so much light coming through but all I can think of is how do they keep them clean: mine would be covered in bird poo and dog slobber: this past week it would have been dust from the Sahara. Staircases are getting weirder and weirder in these programmes, too and many of them look downright dangerous. I prefer programmes like Sort your life out and Clean it, fix it, although my all time favourite is Scotlands Home of the Year. When is Wales Home of the Year going to be back on tv?
A famous matador gored by bull!
Opinions on this crossword, please
You swap sleeping positions with your pet , where are you sleeping tonight?


