Notosgrand has created her little quiet corner and bikergran is taking a gransmobile trip around the UK in her virtual – and impressively large – camper van, while the chaps have their very own shed, so I thought those of us who smoke might appreciate a pleasant sunny garden, full of lovely flowers, comfortable seats and plenty of ashtrays. I am considering sunshades if we ever get to see any summer and an extensible canopy for inclement weather. Matches and lighters are readily available but you must supply your own smokes. The garden is, of course, situated well away from schools, playgrounds, hospitals and, indeed, non-smokers. Bring your own wine or pop indoors and put on the kettle. I have always found that most fellow addicts in smokers' gardens are a friendly bunch full of interesting information and cheery chat. And who knows … we might even encourage each other to give up the filthy weed?