I have been to school

Oh, thanks, Carol. Think I've just spotted her on another thread.

I think Greatnan is enjoying her stay with a friend in Switzerland.

Where are you Greatnan? You haven't been around for a few days, or maybe I'm wrong. If I am, I know someone will tell me!

Jus wondering; hope you are OK.

I think he would have been my ex-husband, Carosanto!

Raving it up at my husbands yearly dinner and dance, my sequinned boob tube ended up as a fetching belt and I fetched a round of applause - and a special prize for the most interesting dancer!!

My husband said he diedn't tell me cost he was enjoying it too much!

I know, bagitha - I think it was all over in a moment, though! Puerile humour...!

Aw! Poor kid! Didn't your DH own up?

When we were on holiday with friends in the Lake District, my husband was standing with his pal at the jetty, looking out over Windermere. He (my DH) apparently 'passed wind' very loudly. There was a young boy standing next to him, whose dad clipped him round the ear, saying, "I've told you before not to do that when other people are around!" The boy tried to explain to his dad, pointing to my DH, but was hustled away by his mortified father!

Could have been worse, Annika..............

I carefully explained about egg release and bleeding to absentdaughter when she had queried the purpose of tampons too. When I had finished, she looked at me and exclaimed in a voice of total amazement, "What, even Cathy?" (a friend's rather prissy mum).

My poor DS had taken our GS then aged about 3 swimming, he was in the changing cubicle with him and he had dried and change GS , and he started to dry himself and change only for GS to say in his loudest voice "daddy you have got a big willy " DS waited till he thought the place was empty before he left.
Kids you gotta love em !

I had that experience too with my young daughter in a public toilet. However, she was old enough (about six) to understand the basic principle of egg release and bleeding so I explained that when we got home. She nodded sagely and clearly had understood because made comments such as you're not having a baby, then on later occasions.

At least it wasn't a unisex toilet. (Don't you hate them?)

ANd 2 year olds do have loud voices

My daughter had to take her 2 year old into a Ladies while she changed her tampon. Cue loud voice: Mummy, why are you putting that bandage up your front bottom?

numberplease haha, that is funny, I can imagine your face . apricot your poor friend, I would hate that to happen to me!

When D1, pregnant at the time, was waiting in the line to pay for her purchases and she accidently passed wind. GD aged 2 said at the top of her voice, 'Mummy you did a pop off.'

Friend used to drive her DH to work early, wearing nightie and fluffy mules. One morning her car broke down as she left the factory and she had to walk right back through it to his office to get help.

harri
Only bits? Poor you!

Oh crikey!!! I burst out laughing at numberplease's and harrigran's posts just now! My husband turned down the telly (never known!) especially so that I could tell him what I was laughing at. I could hardly manage to get it out for laughing (no pun intended)!

Oh dear! harrigran.
I think men of a certain age (and size) bending over, are not a pretty sight!
Men in baggy grey trousers are the worst, from the back they remind me of a wrinkly- bottomed elephant!
Not that your DH would, I'm sure!

DH was going to get the bin in this morning, I suggested he nipped out in his PJs. He said he couldn't do that and bent over, his bits fell out of the tear in the crotch. Why can men not tell you when their clothes need repair ?

Well, if we`re talking about our partners as well, picture this scene. We`re on holiday, in Cornwall, in our touring caravan. First morning, with the door open wide, facing the next caravan, which contained 2 young families with a few children, and they`re all sitting round the table having breakfast. My hubby, who to my eternal annoyance refuses to wear underpants, is standing in the doorway, saying what a lovely day it is, and his shorts fall down!!! I was unable to face that family at all for the rest of that week!!

Bad as my DS who shared on F.Book the fact that he went to the gym yesterday without underpants and completely split the crotch of his shorts.

Oh dear, nelliedeane.......!

has anyone ever 'backfired' whilst wearing white jeans and followed through in a public place.....feel my humiliation