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pompeyguy Wed 07-Mar-12 21:07:29

Most of the ladies on this site could probably be described as mature, and so, as they say, you've probably seen it all, so I'm sure that you'll all be behind me in great numbers in an effort to get male nudity banned from films,tv, and anywhere else it rears it's ugly head. Far be it for me to be a spoil sport and deprive a large section of society from it's pleasures, so I'm prepared to put up with female nudity, if reluctantly.

supernana Thu 15-Mar-12 12:44:16

JessM grin Who knows, perhaps in the far flung future, gals and guys will shun copulation. There will be sperm supermarkets stacked high with shelves of the wee packages bearing 'special offers' and two for the price of one tags...

JessM Wed 14-Mar-12 21:13:56

Course i do, Annobel. Rather sweet way of reproducing dontcha think?

Annobel Wed 14-Mar-12 20:38:48

How would you know what Bush Crickets call it? Do you speak their language?

JessM Wed 14-Mar-12 19:59:14

In the Bush Cricket it is called a "nuptial gift" because it contains a little nourishment as well. Chocolates maybe?

jeni Wed 14-Mar-12 19:56:08

Gift wrapped!

JessM Wed 14-Mar-12 19:54:36

Ah thought so.
Do you think we have frightened the OP away?
I miss PoppaRob. I wish he would visit us more often. My favourite GN GD

I was hoping to provoke further discussion on the pros and cons of beautifully wrapped sperm parcels as a means of insemination - anyone?

jeni Wed 14-Mar-12 18:40:36

The mothers!

JessM Wed 14-Mar-12 18:23:37

And then sometimes they die poor chaps. Or is that the mother octopi once they have had a brood.

jeni Wed 14-Mar-12 18:21:29

I knew octopi did

JessM Wed 14-Mar-12 18:06:05

Quite a lot of invertebrates produce gift wrapped packages of sperm which they insert "manually" as it were. Quite a popular method. There are pros and cons. Less messy without a doubt. It would also make contraception a whole lot easier wouldn't it. "Just leave it on the table and I'll unwrap it later darling"
There but for a quirk of vertebrate evolution...

numberplease Wed 14-Mar-12 17:06:26

That`d be handy! Or not, depending on how Mrs. Spider feels?

supernana Wed 14-Mar-12 16:19:35

number the mind boggles confused Perhaps the spider has seven spares...just in case of an accident

numberplease Wed 14-Mar-12 15:45:34

I read somewhere that a spider`s is on it`s leg, don`t know which one!

JessM Wed 14-Mar-12 08:47:19

DS used to keep ducks. Before that I didn't know birds had penises. They don't all. Sparrows for instance rely on proximity.
But ducks have long, mobile, brightly coloured ones. Pigs I think have corkscrew shaped ones - is that right?

jeni Tue 13-Mar-12 19:48:02

.????confused

Hattie64 Tue 13-Mar-12 19:45:25

Perhaps you were thinking of penises when thinking of David Cameron

wotsamashedupjingl Tue 13-Mar-12 19:33:21

I put that message on this thread by mistake jeni. It was meant for the David Cameron Veto thread. Don't know how that happened. hmm

jeni Tue 13-Mar-12 19:27:13

jing?

wotsamashedupjingl Tue 13-Mar-12 19:18:06

Wrong thread!!!!!

wotsamashedupjingl Tue 13-Mar-12 19:17:42

Oh look They made it up. Wasn't that sweet! Aah! smiles all round. sunshine

jeni Tue 13-Mar-12 18:51:12

Oh yes!smile

nanachrissy Tue 13-Mar-12 18:28:14

There's obviously a lot more to Jeni than meets the eye!! grin wink

Annobel Tue 13-Mar-12 17:39:01

I hadn't realised that jeni was a vet. grin

jeni Tue 13-Mar-12 17:23:00

Apparently most marsupials have bifurcate penises. That was a fact I didn't know before. I just googled it. I wonder what google will make of some of my searches?

Carol Tue 13-Mar-12 17:16:15

I must direct my grandchildren to this thread when they want to know the facts of life - what a mine of useless accurate information is to be found here! (sarcy emoticon) grin