Male nudity

Monty Don - gardening; Monty Halls (very dishy) nature programmes, currently masquerading as a fisherman in order to try to highlight the problems suffered by our fishing communities.

Oh!

Glammanana, he wears them so instead of being around his waist, they`re halfway down his backside, a most unattractive trait!

Monty D definitely the thinking/gardening woman's totty. Very good at wearing clothes. Natural casual chic, wrote big.
Yes Jeni it was a sight. Not built like the typical man in a yoga book. You know those skinny, tanned chaps who can do all the advanced postures. And like showing them off. He'd make two of one of them.
Chiro is male. Needs to be very strong.

Oh! What a pity. My imagination was running riot.
Men are funny about nudity. They always used to turn their backs to me when getting undressed for an examination. As though that made the untidy dangly bits invisible!

Wouldn't say no to a view of Monty Halls's untidy, dangly bits...purely in the line of research...

Oh number that reminds me of when I worked on building sites and the guys always had their trousers at half mast,that was before we all went PC and where allowed to comment on the amount of flesh visable,would be locked up now,but it was all in good fun at the time.

But isn't wearing trousers/jeans half way down your backside absolutely on trend number ?

Geraldine Gransnet PLEASE delete my last post. Many thankyous.

Why?

supernana they haven't deleted the dangly bits

Too late Super we've all seen it.... SHOCKING!!!

I am feeling ashamed. Shouldn't have written anything so rude. Apologies to GN.

I'm going to stand in the naughty corner...where I belong.

...I may be there for some time...

...perhaps if go away and do the ironing, all will be well when I return.

Stop beating up on yourself super you are merely articulating the thoughts of several million female Gardeners World fans He is, unaccountably, highly desirable.

Well, super, you can say goodbye to any chance of being accepted on 'the other side'.

Annobel's right! "They won't have you...... and this IS the naughty corner!!

Finished the ironing. Log on. Ooer! Felt sure that I would have been reprimanded. JessM Annobel nanachrissy Golden jeni

JessM, super said Monty Halls, not Monty Don - mind you.....

who? I only have eyes for one Monty.

What about George Clooney?

Come on, those aforementioned dangly bits aren't really that nice to look at surely? You could never call them 'pretty' in fact swinging low, more'pathetic'

That 'depends' on the arousal state?