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pompeyguy Wed 07-Mar-12 21:07:29

Most of the ladies on this site could probably be described as mature, and so, as they say, you've probably seen it all, so I'm sure that you'll all be behind me in great numbers in an effort to get male nudity banned from films,tv, and anywhere else it rears it's ugly head. Far be it for me to be a spoil sport and deprive a large section of society from it's pleasures, so I'm prepared to put up with female nudity, if reluctantly.

JessM Wed 14-Mar-12 08:47:19

DS used to keep ducks. Before that I didn't know birds had penises. They don't all. Sparrows for instance rely on proximity.
But ducks have long, mobile, brightly coloured ones. Pigs I think have corkscrew shaped ones - is that right?

numberplease Wed 14-Mar-12 15:45:34

I read somewhere that a spider`s is on it`s leg, don`t know which one!

supernana Wed 14-Mar-12 16:19:35

number the mind boggles confused Perhaps the spider has seven spares...just in case of an accident

numberplease Wed 14-Mar-12 17:06:26

That`d be handy! Or not, depending on how Mrs. Spider feels?

JessM Wed 14-Mar-12 18:06:05

Quite a lot of invertebrates produce gift wrapped packages of sperm which they insert "manually" as it were. Quite a popular method. There are pros and cons. Less messy without a doubt. It would also make contraception a whole lot easier wouldn't it. "Just leave it on the table and I'll unwrap it later darling"
There but for a quirk of vertebrate evolution...

jeni Wed 14-Mar-12 18:21:29

I knew octopi did

JessM Wed 14-Mar-12 18:23:37

And then sometimes they die poor chaps. Or is that the mother octopi once they have had a brood.

jeni Wed 14-Mar-12 18:40:36

The mothers!

JessM Wed 14-Mar-12 19:54:36

Ah thought so.
Do you think we have frightened the OP away?
I miss PoppaRob. I wish he would visit us more often. My favourite GN GD

I was hoping to provoke further discussion on the pros and cons of beautifully wrapped sperm parcels as a means of insemination - anyone?

jeni Wed 14-Mar-12 19:56:08

Gift wrapped!

JessM Wed 14-Mar-12 19:59:14

In the Bush Cricket it is called a "nuptial gift" because it contains a little nourishment as well. Chocolates maybe?

Annobel Wed 14-Mar-12 20:38:48

How would you know what Bush Crickets call it? Do you speak their language?

JessM Wed 14-Mar-12 21:13:56

Course i do, Annobel. Rather sweet way of reproducing dontcha think?

supernana Thu 15-Mar-12 12:44:16

JessM grin Who knows, perhaps in the far flung future, gals and guys will shun copulation. There will be sperm supermarkets stacked high with shelves of the wee packages bearing 'special offers' and two for the price of one tags...

jeni Thu 15-Mar-12 13:05:54

Twins?

supernana Thu 15-Mar-12 13:54:00

jeni grin

Annobel Thu 15-Mar-12 14:25:55

Brave New World. JessM.

JessM Thu 15-Mar-12 14:40:09

It's call AID isnt it. Comes in a turkey baster or syringe and not a neat little package though.
I just wonder how humans would have evolved differently if we had always done it like this.

Hattie64 Thu 15-Mar-12 20:34:42

Strange tasting turkeys perhaps! Is this subject going onto the 'Oldie' forum as well???

jeni Thu 15-Mar-12 20:43:57

I wonder what their reaction would be?

JessM Thu 15-Mar-12 21:11:02

try em on masturbation .... tempting isn't it [little devil emoticon]
Actually a little devil emoticon would be cool. For when we are being a teeny bit naughty. Shall we start a campaign?

jeni Thu 15-Mar-12 21:24:28

I'm all for itgrin

jeni Thu 15-Mar-12 21:25:19

And I suspect jing would be as well?

supernana Fri 16-Mar-12 11:56:29

YEP! wink

Butternut Fri 16-Mar-12 12:01:29

sad I still want a snowflake! That's 'cool'.

Jeni - I'm with you for a moonshine.