Radio 4 on blushing: any toe-curling moments???

pinching the denim clad bottom that I thought belonged to my then husband and having a complete stranger look at me mid grope,to add insult to injury MY denim clad bottom was standing behind me laughing

Most certainly do, I lived in a smallish village as a child, milk was bought directly from the local farmers, these 'rounds' were bought up by a large company who then sent a milkman round to sort out who had what milk, who got free milk (we used to have milk tokens back then)ect. this man had an awful job and always looked very miserable, me and my friend being a bit naughty used to follow him round, making rude faces at him and every time a door was slammed in his face, we would cheer for some reason we decided he was the enemy! years later my new boyfriend took me to meet his parents, you guessed his dad was our former milkman, he took one look at me and said (with a huge grin on his face) what happened to your ponytail? I wanted the floor to swallow me up