Party

Poor alie am just about to make bacon sarnies for a tribe of marauding teenagers shall I send you. Virtual sarnies,with one of my fresh eggs from my chickens and a swaffham sizzler sausage from our local butchers who carries the seal of approval from the queen

annobel Marrion has an RSPCA van and is heavily into animal welfare (sigh..I love aman who is good with animals) ..he would willingly travel to secure Raymonds happiness....

Still peeved at all the party people who left me.

My neighbour's son has two ferrets. I think they're both girls but it's a long way from Norfolk to Cheshire, nellie. I fear Raymond my have to remain frustrated...

Aaahhh you mean the medieval Paul Daniels...
So glad it wasn't Marrion am developing a bit of a crush here..but don't tell the others..
Do you think. Whiffy ferrets could be that choosy,it would give him confidence..
"I may be small and furry but inside I am a lynx"

Didn't see any van, no. No, what I thought was that the druid looked awfully like he could have been with King Arthur....but I won't say the name, even though he was friendly!

Don't you think a ferrret with Lynx on might have identity problems?

Did the Druid have an RSPCA van any where with a depressed ferret in the back,are you suggesting it may have been Marrion....
do you think Lynx would be an appropriate body spray for a ferret...

Nellie, the thing I think all ferrets suffer from is (whisper) - BO. Suggest a good deodorant? Any ferret would be depressed if all the females back off....

It was 4am when i was woken, but I did get back in the end - once I found my mobile, which was in one of the four dwarves' pockets.....managed to wake up my wizzard and he got me back.......via Tibet and then Wimbledon, but I got there.
The policeman arrested the three dwarves, but the druid vanished. I think his name began with M..........

Are you sitting comfortably Alie come a little closer it was those gnomes in my rhubarb patch that started it.
I was investigating the rustling I heard when I caught sight of a uniform and went to investigate,it was the RSPCA man on a follow up visit,we got chatting about Donald's welfare,he seems very satisfied that Donald is no longer a reprobate and has settled down in to gainful employment with his paper round,then the real reason for his visit became apparent,he wanted to partake of my tetley red bush again well how could I refuse,I did invite him to the party be was very reticent saying he didn't want to intrude our party,he said he had something small and furry I might be interested in as I was obviously a lover of small furry things. Marrion (his mother fancied John Wayne) led me out to his van and introduced me to his ferret called Raymond,he said he was anxious to find a mate for Raymond as he had been very lonely of late and had taken to very introspective behaviour and he feared he was depressed so I said that I would ask my friends for advice so any suggestions for Raymond....

Nobody up yet? I'm not at all surprised! I'm miffed at you lot too.

Nellie, come and tell me all about it...........

Well seeings you haven't asked [miffed face and nonchalantly filing nails] I won't tell you....

Well!
I know I shouldn't have eaten that apple. It was that Dopey who gave it me.
I know I was a bit pissed under the weather by then...
But I didn't think you'd all just go and leave me there!

I just remember fading out and lying down, don't even know where.
I woke up this morning with five dwarves with a collective hangover, and a friendly druid, who had kept the fire up thank goodness, and who was shaking me as a puzzled policeman came into the circle......

glamma

not guilty I was good and went home before the Fire Brigade arrived so i would not get into any trouble.I am now tucked up in my bed listening to the rain bouncing off the windows.Sleep tight everyone.

Hope the party went well, ladeez! I'll have a good read in the morning, and find out who had most fun! I expect there will be a few apologies due and a post-mortem to find out who went off with the Olympic torch and stuck it on Ebay

hi girls have I missed the party sorry I am late but I had an assignation....do you want to hear more.....

I've nicked some Olympic torches if you need to find the way.

And me
Sleep 'tight? ' all.

Just had a liqueur mini-Magnun mmm.Anyone else like one?
Remember 1975 -the long hot summer .When it finally rained l danced naked in the garden.A bit cold for that tonight.
Off to bed g'night.

How about Prinnie Bonce Charlie?

Sat Nan? Is she a new member?

The wicked witch has poisoned the apple, Alie has taken a bite we need a handsome Prince will one of the gnomes do!

I'm thinking that it's time for me to be leaving I've had enough to drink and can just about get my leg back over the stick for the ride home,ouch !! who put that gear stick there ??The wind is blowing in the right direction so may not take too long but who cares I'm all nice and warm after the heat from the camp fire, oh by the way is that the Fire Brigade I can here in the distance I can see some flashing lights,I'm off now it was not me Officer honest !! I shall leave all you lovely ladies to have your wicked way with the Firemen be gentle with them they have probably never met a bunch of GNers before.Thanks for the company girls night night. Now how do I set my Sat Nan so I don't end up in The Mersey again

Maybe she's been on the Amsterdam Mix as well.

You sure it was just an effigy, merlot? There's a very iffy smell coming from that fire now.