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jeni Thu 21-Jun-12 18:42:55

Im getting old, decrepit and forgetful.
Have we ever had a party at Stonehenge
Or if we did was it one I was so pissed preoccupied at that I've forgotten?

merlotgran Fri 22-Jun-12 22:13:26

The fire's getting a bit low. Hope you don't mind but I've just chucked an effigy of Cherie Blair on it.

Annobel Fri 22-Jun-12 22:12:54

Gotta hitch up Mr Dyson. He needs to go to work tomorrow.

jeni Fri 22-Jun-12 22:12:43

The batteries on my mobility scootersconfused
What did you think I meant?

merlotgran Fri 22-Jun-12 22:11:40

How big is his Power Pack, jeni?

Annobel Fri 22-Jun-12 22:11:00

Oooooh jeni......(vulgar titter)....... grin

jeni Fri 22-Jun-12 22:08:55

He's very good. He recharges my batteries as wellwink

merlotgran Fri 22-Jun-12 22:08:15

Are there any broomstick services on the M4, Alie? You might be able to get a MacToad burger.

Annobel Fri 22-Jun-12 22:08:04

What happened to Alie?

AlieOxon Fri 22-Jun-12 22:03:58

Yeah, man. Woman. I'm shtarving - what can I eat?

Oh, got apple. Crunch.

Don't think I should have done that...everything'sh fading...someone see me home? Bye..........

merlotgran Fri 22-Jun-12 22:03:53

I'm warming up nicely....or is that the Amsterdam mix?

Annobel Fri 22-Jun-12 22:01:33

I hope you pay him well over the odds, jeni - he's really produced the goods this time!

jeni Fri 22-Jun-12 21:57:11

No! It's Gary the gardners greenhouse grown harvest. Blissfulsmile

AlieOxon Fri 22-Jun-12 21:57:10

We had two days - can celebrate them - and hope for some more!
I feel woozy, Jeni ..........wheee...........

Got the munchies, though.

GoldenGran Fri 22-Jun-12 21:57:03

Hey, I haven't been on for a wh,ile and I' m missing a party, I' ready for bed and am not wearing anything,but that seems ok Oh , It's a bit windy.grin Pass the gin, it'll warm the cockles, whatever they are.

jeni Fri 22-Jun-12 21:55:38

Ouch! I hope I know my douche from a bouche!

Annobel Fri 22-Jun-12 21:55:00

You must have had something hallucinogenic, jeni. What glorious summer are you talking about? Did those dwarves/gnomes put something in that barrel?

merlotgran Fri 22-Jun-12 21:53:56

In this rain? I think I'll have a vodka jelly. Is it an amuse douche?

jeni Fri 22-Jun-12 21:51:38

My Gardner says its like camomile tea and will help me relax?
So why do I feel slightly off normal?
I think I love everybody!
Come on all, let's strip off and dance round the fire to wellcome this glorious summergrin

AlieOxon Fri 22-Jun-12 21:49:26

I hope not.

merlotgran Fri 22-Jun-12 21:49:03

Is the Gardeners herbal stuff passed by Monty Don?

glammanana Fri 22-Jun-12 21:48:17

merlot You want to get one of those super duper 4 x 4 turbo charged models that I got last year,my first one had to be used as scrap after I over ran The Mersey and landed wrapped around the Liver-birds after one of our famous parties.grin

merlotgran Fri 22-Jun-12 21:47:49

I've brought Mulberry Gin. Nice couple over there make it. They were on Pointless last week......I never forget a source of alcohol.

jeni Fri 22-Jun-12 21:47:05

Wellcome merlot what do you fancy? Vodka jelly.amsterdam mix or gardners herbal stuff?

AlieOxon Fri 22-Jun-12 21:45:13

Come to the fire and dry off!

I'm just about to sing:
Mister Bluebird's on my shoulder
It is the truth, it's actual...
Ev'rything is satisfactual
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
Wonderful feeling, wonderful day!

merlotgran Fri 22-Jun-12 21:43:28

Hi! Mind if I drop in? Isle of Wight pop festival is just toooooo cold and windy. My broomstick needed a push start to get out of the mud. SatNav's clogged up but I could see your bonfire for miles.