Party

The fire's getting a bit low. Hope you don't mind but I've just chucked an effigy of Cherie Blair on it.

Gotta hitch up Mr Dyson. He needs to go to work tomorrow.

The batteries on my mobility scooters
What did you think I meant?

How big is his Power Pack, jeni?

Oooooh jeni......(vulgar titter).......

He's very good. He recharges my batteries as well

Are there any broomstick services on the M4, Alie? You might be able to get a MacToad burger.

What happened to Alie?

Yeah, man. Woman. I'm shtarving - what can I eat?

Oh, got apple. Crunch.

Don't think I should have done that...everything'sh fading...someone see me home? Bye..........

I'm warming up nicely....or is that the Amsterdam mix?

I hope you pay him well over the odds, jeni - he's really produced the goods this time!

No! It's Gary the gardners greenhouse grown harvest. Blissful

We had two days - can celebrate them - and hope for some more!
I feel woozy, Jeni ..........wheee...........

Got the munchies, though.

Hey, I haven't been on for a wh,ile and I' m missing a party, I' ready for bed and am not wearing anything,but that seems ok Oh , It's a bit windy. Pass the gin, it'll warm the cockles, whatever they are.

Ouch! I hope I know my douche from a bouche!

You must have had something hallucinogenic, jeni. What glorious summer are you talking about? Did those dwarves/gnomes put something in that barrel?

In this rain? I think I'll have a vodka jelly. Is it an amuse douche?

My Gardner says its like camomile tea and will help me relax?
So why do I feel slightly off normal?
I think I love everybody!
Come on all, let's strip off and dance round the fire to wellcome this glorious summer

I hope not.

Is the Gardeners herbal stuff passed by Monty Don?

merlot You want to get one of those super duper 4 x 4 turbo charged models that I got last year,my first one had to be used as scrap after I over ran The Mersey and landed wrapped around the Liver-birds after one of our famous parties.

I've brought Mulberry Gin. Nice couple over there make it. They were on Pointless last week......I never forget a source of alcohol.

Wellcome merlot what do you fancy? Vodka jelly.amsterdam mix or gardners herbal stuff?

Come to the fire and dry off!

I'm just about to sing:
Mister Bluebird's on my shoulder
It is the truth, it's actual...
Ev'rything is satisfactual
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
Wonderful feeling, wonderful day!

Hi! Mind if I drop in? Isle of Wight pop festival is just toooooo cold and windy. My broomstick needed a push start to get out of the mud. SatNav's clogged up but I could see your bonfire for miles.