Party

jeni that smoke is everywhere now I know how Joan of Arc felt, hey look at all the gnomes dancing around how much have they had to drink we had better make sure they get back to the garden centre on our way home I am not taking the blame for any hi-jacked gnomes I got into enough trouble last time.

Gaah, let me get warm!
Hi everybody.....hey, put that barrel down, you lot! - Is it ok if they join us?

Roll out the barrel....

Suppose so.
Depends how large their ******s are

Lets have a barrel of fun.....

This bloke says his name's Dopey....I'm beginning to think they aren't gnomes

SIX dwarves? What have you done with the other one Alie?

Were they singing Hi Hi its off to work we go.......
Alie DONT eat that apple.

Prob'ly with Snow White??? Hic

Oh. No apples.....ok. Gimme one of those guides, jeni....

What you want a bluetit? Try some woad, or in this weather just expose it!

Why do these six dwarves look the worst for wear what have they been up to Alie on their way to the party ?

Whets Nellie?

Bluetit? I was in the honesty patrol. Honestly!

Hic!

'Whet's'? nellie's probably in grandads' shed. Keeping warm.... or keeping them warm?

glamma they were bobbing for apples in alies barrel

I fink,hic! Sooooops not 'ere 'cause 'ers celebrating 'the lady'article wiv posh people and,hic! Bubbly! Hic!

The red red robin went bob bobbin along along......... dont know a blue tit song.

G&S titwillow?

Don't have to be post to have bubbly. Here, jeni. You're the expert at opening the champers. I've got some plastic flutes in my basket. Wouldn't trust you lot with glasses!
Cheers!

Allie where have you gone! You can't be snoring in a corner yet surely?

Sings...
'On a tree by a river, a little tom tit
Sang willow, tit willow, tit willow....'

I can't play the flute! Recorder, yes flute,no!

There'll be blue birds over, the white cliffs of Dover, tomorrow night just you wait and see....will that do?

Dunno if they were up to anything, after they drank the firsht half of the barrel - of course it fills itself again - but those plants were very spiky...look at me!
I'm all scratches especially here....

But you can drink from it with the best of them ..... or the worst, of course.

Slurp, slurp. Lovely bubbly - up yer nose!