Party

Prob'ly with Snow White??? Hic

Were they singing Hi Hi its off to work we go.......
Alie DONT eat that apple.

SIX dwarves? What have you done with the other one Alie?

Lets have a barrel of fun.....

This bloke says his name's Dopey....I'm beginning to think they aren't gnomes

Suppose so.
Depends how large their ******s are

Roll out the barrel....

Gaah, let me get warm!
Hi everybody.....hey, put that barrel down, you lot! - Is it ok if they join us?

jeni that smoke is everywhere now I know how Joan of Arc felt, hey look at all the gnomes dancing around how much have they had to drink we had better make sure they get back to the garden centre on our way home I am not taking the blame for any hi-jacked gnomes I got into enough trouble last time.

You're not supposed to try bouncing on them, glass!

Knew the firemen would turn up sooner or later

glamma these jellies are very strong

Noses and hoses, perhaps, jeni?

I was a guide! My father doubled over with laughter when he heard I was in the 'blue tit' patrol.
It took me,years to realise why!

jeni I definitely need a guide....hic

It's not good weather back home for my solar powered broomstick so I had a word with my elderly Dyson. It wasn't too keen, but I bribed it with a new filter.

I rember something my mother said about the comparison of men's noses and........( my memory ) I can't remember what?

They're carrying the barrel for me - I feel a bit wobbly for some reason...

Well my broomstick is in for its BOT, the garage promised a courtesy broomstick, but no, they were double booked so none available. So in desperation I've flown here on my old Ewbank carpet sweeper. Smooth ride!

Sorry folks, didn't count on the wind round here! Bags would tell you to stand up wind!
Have some of this medicinal herb my Gardner grew for us! I'm not sure if you smoke it, drink it as infusion or make it into brownies! Hey we're grown up, why not guides rather than brownies?

Where's nellie?
jeni is that bonfire out of control? Oh never mind, it's sure to rain sometime soon!

When nellie hears the gnomes are on their way she will be here like a flash not sure what she thinks of big noses!

I should have asked for a lift glam - I got teleported again and it never goes right....my inefficient magician.....

I can definitely see the bonfire now jeni...but I think six little gnomes are going to arrive too......

Never mind 'Smoke gets in your eyes', Annobel, it gets everywhere else as well - I can't see a thing!

I'm just trying to dry out my diaphanous robes by the bonfire, but it's a bit smoky - hope it doesn't set any alarms off!

Is that it over there?
................................I think someone's following me....