Furniture Moving and ........ spiders

Of course, soop - I misjudged you! There must be some other explanation, then!

Anagram...hadn't read the Granny-porn until this afternoon. The "under-carriage" wasn't what you're thinking it was like a very rotund belly [much like mine]

Too much Granny-porn before bed, perhaps, soop?

Grief! It was bound to happen...had spider dream last night...the thing had a bulging "under-carriage" and a long nose

Are you sure they're spiders ?
Sound more like the occupants of grandads shed to me!

Our have eight legs and one to spare!

What else

jeni and soop are you still talking about spiders?

soop no, ours are the biggest!

We had been up to the house at the weekend and stay in a caravan we have onsite. I was stripping the bed before we left for home,stripping the duvet off and out popped a humongous black fat bodied spider..... had it been in bed with us all night urghhhhhh

jeni Ours are much bigger!

jeni

We have 8ft spiders round here!

I am terrified of large house spiders. Yell for mr soop to remove and deposit incomer in the garden. All started yonks ago. Boy at primary school opened large chest in farmyard. Hooked out ginormous spider with web on a long stick...and chased me until I was exhausted. Spider escaped. For me, it was a near-death experience.

gg - I've been out playing this morning - now it's Wimbledon. Perfect day so far!

I like spiders if only because I don't like flies.

I can't stand them, not so bad on the skinny bodied skinny long legged ones but the fat bodied ones give me the heebie jeebies. Am allergic to cleaning when the sun shines, go out and play Butter

OMG Hunt....I can't think of anything worse! lol. I have got a little better with spiders since having children, trying not to pass my fear onto them. It worked with my younger son, but my big roughy toughy firefighter elder son is as bad as me, if not worse, his wife has to remove them from the house haha.

If you want to live and thrive, let the spider stay alive. Spiders don't like the smell of horse chestnuts so you could leave some of those in the corners, I think you have to cut them up first( the conkers, not the spiders) A certain wonderful store makes a horse chestnut spray. I love spiders. Just remembered the Zoo does a ''learn to like spiders'' day. You get to hold a tarantular.

Some of our Cheshire spiders wouldn't fit in the plughole!

Not down the plug hole, Anno?

After 5 years living and working in Africa, our native varieties don't alarm me in the slightest. Mind you, if I find one in the bath, it's out the window pretty fast.