Olympic events - for cats.

Vienna the siamese of the most regal stature and her balancing prowness on the garden gate every afternoon seeming to balance on just one leg only,and her ability to look at you through reagally blue eyes without blinking once.Being the queen of the lounge in front of the fire when she demands and leaving poor Henry the very large Bassett quaking in his boots.Fond memories indeed.

Bodoni could win an Olympic farting contest – or be used as a weapon of mass destruction.

My Bengal Saffron would win a medal for dusting the tops of my wardrobes by rolling around on them and then jumping heavily onto my bed during the night. It is quite a leap! Unfortunately she later transfers the dust to the damp edges of my bath and basin by doing laps as I wallow. Sugababe, another of my Bengals, (they are great water lovers) does circuits in the opposite direction without either of them falling in as they pass.
Bugsie, on the other hand, does weight lifting by raising an occasional eyelid - he is a lazy lump but I love him dearly.

The cats in our neighborhood will be entering the high jump, long jump and pole vault if they dont stop c*****ping on our lawn. DH is a cat lover(I am not) and he is at the end of his tether. My father hated cats and always wanted to launch one into space with his boot. (He wouldnt have done he was a lovely gentle man just couldnt stand cats).

Next doors cat Oddy holds the record for doing nothing!

My lot could win a medal for biscuit throwing and Fatty (aka Dingbat) would win a hairdressing event with his combing my head technique.

Too esoteric for me, I'm afraid....

Quote! My fair lady!

Who's he? The spider?

She is a princess! He said. And what is more, of foreign blood!(persian?)

Well, more or less....

Like wot I said, whitewave

Don't ask...
I know what ours used to do with them!

She is clearly of Royal Blood - simply there to be seen and appreciated, but of no real use.

What did she do with it?

Oh, just thought of one thing that she has achieved, she did catch a very large spider in the downstairs lavatory about 2 years ago.

Well, I must confess that she is rather lovely, pure white, very fluffy, huge green eyes, and the most over the top whiskers and eyebrows.

That said, she is a thick as two short planks and some of her toilet habits leave a lot to be desired.

She is also very odd in other ways.

Objects of conjecture?

Ornamental?

smoothing

No, they don't but what are they for?????

Ah! Consider the Lily's of the windowsill! They spin not neither do they weave