I've been asked to pass on a message by soop:
"Nel will be waiting at Lil's Bar tomorrow. I'll get there 2-ish."
soop can't tell you this herself, though she would like to. I'm the go-between 
gramps Take care mate. I think they may try to eat you alive...
Mind you..come to think about it....
Done it now. Jeni do you want to be in our gang?
Who's he when he's at home then, jeni? 
Some friend of gramps] ?
S*d it! I'm Pming!!!
Ella I'm waiting [for an explanation]...will log on in the morning and hope to be enlightened. In the meantime, love to all the regulars of Lil's bar. Take care gramps...certain strenuous exercises can give you wicked cramp. 
Ella I'm grinning but I still don't get it. Surely I'm not that naive! Must be. Daren't ask you to explain in a PM because it might cause ripples in other quarters. So...in very simple language [pretend I've been eleswhere all my life] just say it as it is. If it's really rude HQ will delete once I've read it.
I don't know what you mean, Ella, it's a well-known phrase or saying.....
Well soop.........Ana said that Lil would eat (!!!) gramps for breakfast!!!
I can't say more or Ana may be chastised by You Know Who Net!
Ella and Ana We all know that nellie is a fully-fledged lay-dee of the night world, but little me wants to share in your joke. What is it that I'm too innocent to know? Go on, do tell...I shan't stop pestering until I have an answer.
gramps and why are your socks hanging over your ears? Come to think about it, where is the rest of your clobber? You'll get a deathly chill round the trossacks if you don't take better care of yourself.
Eh. What braces? Oh them - not braces. must be Lil's bra wot got stuck over me 'ead. Might be 'er girdle wot got all of a tangle. Got me left foot caught up in it some'ow! Tried to get the other foot through - thought we wos playing hoky coky, more like hocky cocky! We got worn aht wiv laughin'. She's great fun is Nell - ooops, er, Lil!
Lipst ick , where? Nah, that's not me collar ,soppy date!
Yhem ruddy gels, playin' wiv matches agin. 
I thought I just 'eard a inflammatory remark!
Oh you lot (as soop would say ) really make me laugh out loud
oh yeah ....
Ella, I know! 
(Fortunately soop and nellie are too innocent to understand....)
Ana
Ana Should we warn Gramps? Nah! Let him deal with what high jinx lie in wait in his own sweet-natured way. Watch this space. This should be fun...
Oh dear....I'm not sure he knows what he's letting himself in for! Lil will eat him for breakfast....er...
Heard on the grapevine that Gramps and Lil have a date. Lil's been tarting herself up all afternoon. Caught sight of her in a pseudo leopard-skin leotard...she appeared to be doing some fancy yoga exercises. Had a fag hanging out of the corner of her luscious red lips. Big rollers in her straw-bleached hair. That girl has such class...wonder what fancy manoeuvres she has in mind for unsusecting Gramps
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