I've been asked to pass on a message by soop:
"Nel will be waiting at Lil's Bar tomorrow. I'll get there 2-ish."
soop can't tell you this herself, though she would like to. I'm the go-between 
gramps have you enough G n T in the pub cos I think soop will be havin a few tonight ... some tennis game or summat ! 
Ana ...
Don't worry, soop, I remember only too well what happened when Pete took nellie for a stroll by the stream - forewarned is forearmed, and I can pack a pretty hefty punch with my forearm....
Ana Should you succomb for Pete's undeniable charm will you please be sure to tell us all about it over a pitcher of Ample Bosoms...
No it wasn't me gramps ...any mention of 'cox-less' rowing makes my eyes water ana fancy a stroll...?
Why have the Olympics infiltrated Lil's Bar? 
Is there no escape....?
Pete!,
was it you that I saw sneaking into the commentary box ,when those three gorgeous beauties were being interviewed after their amazing win in the sculls
race? You lucky old dog! 
And I just recocnised Frankel trying to follow you in. He had his hat on back to front again!
I hope those three tough looking women from the Judo team didn't do too much harm to him, when they "escorted" him out!! Poor lad - and he's only just joined us too!!
Oh, Soopy love.
I didn't turn the ox upside down. It fell on me. 'Must have been watching the Judo!! OXES are pretty heavy beasts too!
It might seem that I shook the box when Pete's dodgy coin fell out, and it was a dud Euro. Not BRITISH at all! Is there NO honesty left in Lil's Bar?
I think poor old Pete was co(I)nned some where!
We've lost Frankel somewhere - 'Hope Pete's looking out for him!
...and how about Andy? The boy did well to beat Djoko. Large drinks all round. Put the tab in the so-called 'honesty box.' I see that Lil has padlocked it to the remaining beer pump. Last time gramps turned it upside down [the box, not the pump] Pete's dodgy tanner fell out. Love to all the regulars. Back for a catch up after the tennis.
I see MORE bikes on tele' today. Good for GB team - and what about that Victoria then. Golden girl, or what??
The antics are on a downward spiral. Three lads and a bar-full of beauties...not to mention the Ample Bosom and cockburns...I shall sneek in for a gander when Mr soop is fast asleep [pretending to read a serious history of Scotland.] Get the G&T's lined up...and make them trebles. I've a wicked thirst. Been yelling at the tele'...that Andy will be battling it out with that Djokovitch this afternoon. Och aye the noo!!!
Your good name is intact ella Take no notice of the (jealous) gossip from the 'snug'.....
Ankles, nellie!
Cor Pete, You're a cool customer. 'and it to you mate. An' a right ol' smoothy!!
I've 'eard uv Pearly Queens. Are you one of them then - Do you need a Pearly King??
I'd be good at that. And I'd brush up on my electrocution lessons!
Ella, don't go there! Remember what happened to nellie! 
isn't old mill stream Nellie Dean?
ana please get off ella's shoulder...unless your both into cricket Ella a stroll down the old mill by the stream may be a better idea.....
Oh Pete,
Some person 'as took the Private Party notice an' nailed it to the cellar door.
Shall I unscrew the door an' bring iy up, or transfer your "party" dahn 'Ere?
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