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Bags Mon 16-Jul-12 20:24:34

I've been asked to pass on a message by soop:

"Nel will be waiting at Lil's Bar tomorrow. I'll get there 2-ish."

soop can't tell you this herself, though she would like to. I'm the go-between smile

Littlenellie Wed 01-Aug-12 19:23:14

peteanother grandad may pop in later by the name of frankel please will you and gramps look after him,knew I could rely on my main men[smiile]

Pete Wed 01-Aug-12 19:14:51

Take care Nellie .....more like 7 weeks with teacher training days. The bar is in good hands so don't worry your pretty little head... grin Right...Coach load on a 'Hen night' expected later, that should help the takings ... Happy Days smile

Littlenellie Tue 31-Jul-12 08:27:17

Quick someone give me a large one....6 weeks holiday....Lils on maternity leave will call in and out ...help yourselves put the money in the box,,,look after each other back for flying visit when I can.. ......

Pete Mon 30-Jul-12 23:26:04

ella...a gentleman never tells, so your safe... grin ana my cue is not 'battered'...thats just gossip.. as you know from last New Years Eve wink

gramps Mon 30-Jul-12 21:41:56

Ella. poor dear gel.
Oldest trick in the Conjurers Handbook - Distraction!
While your'e watching the upper hand, you suddenly are aware that the lower hand "ain't where you thought it was!"

Ella46 Mon 30-Jul-12 20:18:17

I was only luring him in really hmm, I wasn't going to let him get the upper hand! I don't know how the V squad knew where I was shock

Anagram Mon 30-Jul-12 18:19:24

Might have known Lil would be bosom buddies with anyone connected with vice! Still, Ella, at least if Pete scarpered he couldn't try to seduce you with his battered cue again - when will he ever learn that quick a wipe-down with an oily rag doesn't make it work any better....

Ella46 Mon 30-Jul-12 18:09:45

I was ok as I used to be in the vice squad, it's where I learnt everything I know!
Pete beat a hasty retreat I think, and Lil got out more of her Ample Bosoms

soop Mon 30-Jul-12 18:00:36

Ana grin

Anagram Mon 30-Jul-12 17:55:28

Don't worry, soop, you're lucky that Mr Soop rescued you in time before the vice squad raid! Fortunately, I was still hanging from the flower-basket so they missed me - not sure what happened to Lil and the rest, though...confused Think I might lie low for a while - I've got my reputation to think of, even if nobody else does! grin

soop Mon 30-Jul-12 17:52:17

OH dear, Ana did I let the side down? blush Mr soop hasn't said a word. He just keeps peering at me [with an arched eyebrow] over the top of his newspaper. Every so often, he shakes his head and tuts. Have an idea that I'm grounded. hmm

gramps Mon 30-Jul-12 13:14:46

Confucous say, "man with hole in pocket, ----! Take care young Pete!
These Ladies and their pocket repair kits! hmm

Pete Mon 30-Jul-12 13:01:07

gramps you can now buy cue-extensions, that might assist you. I don't bother as I like to keep the cue-ball safe and near the pockets....

Pete Mon 30-Jul-12 00:31:42

Oh ella I'm shattered...ok then best of ten it is....Ladies first.. grin

gramps Sun 29-Jul-12 23:30:13

Hoho, you lot -if I didn't know better, I'd think I was in a house of "ill repute."hmm
Pete, the 'erbs enhance the efficacy of my medication. And I get some wonderful dreams! 'Ere Lil, do you think I could sell my dreams to the unsuspecting casual punters! grin
My cue is a bit bent, due to leaving it overnight next to an old boiler. Marvellous for tricky screw shots. it's tip needs refurbishing as it tends to slip off the play balls. It has torn a small rip in the baize, when I got excited!

Pete Sun 29-Jul-12 23:12:01

Its ok...I'll catch you up grin

Ella46 Sun 29-Jul-12 19:48:05

Not sure I can wait that long Pete, I may start without you wink

Pete Sun 29-Jul-12 19:43:28

They're dropping like flies ella Just need to get Nellie a few more doubles and thats them all done for the night smile Could be game on again later !! grin (after the football obviously).

Anagram Sun 29-Jul-12 18:08:30

Never got there, nellie - in fact, I think it might have been a figment of soop's imagination! I couldn't hear anything loud out here while I was hanging from the flower basket (bet I couldn't do that sober!) except for the screeching of Mr soop's car tyres as he whisked soop away to save her from further debauchery.

Littlenellie Sun 29-Jul-12 18:03:08

Well I hope ana tucked her frock in her knickers first...grin especially with pete"on the pull...did you all dance round your handbags
Do you have to pay for your drinks over the road?

Anagram Sun 29-Jul-12 17:53:18

Soop! Where've you gone...[hic]..?
Looks like her Knight in Shining Armour has rescued her in the nick of time, as usual...smile

soop Sun 29-Jul-12 17:51:09

Totters out of the bar with wibbly-wobbly steps. Trips over the shaggy doormat dog. Looks up and sees Ana swinging from the flower basket. Giggles, hics, giggles again and is thrust headlong onto the backseat of Mr soop's car. He looks a trifle perturbed. Waves a foot out the window as she leaves Ana doing handstands...

Anagram Sun 29-Jul-12 17:49:28

Oooh! I'm game if you are, soop (nudge, nudge, wink, wink). I think I'll need a bit of loud music to keep me awake after all those quadruples and trebles - after all, Lil's bar doesn't do measures so we've really just been sloshing 'em in, haven't we...[hic]...? I may need some assistance to find my way to the door....

soop Sun 29-Jul-12 17:42:32

Well said, Ana...we two have to maintain a certain dubious sense of refinement. Wouldn't want to give Lil's a lower class rating than it deserves. When we've had another treble [for old times sake] shall we buzz off to the pub opposite? It's LOUD & FRENZIED LIVE-SO-CALLED-MUSIC NITE I do lurve a loud din to help me chill. grin

Anagram Sun 29-Jul-12 17:31:58

I think those balls could do with a good wash, Ella, they've been stored in the coal-hole since 1974. You've probably handled the pink one more times than you know!
I'll join you in that quadruple, soop, it's the only way to avoid being dragged down to the level of the rest of 'em...

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