Lil's Bar

Lol has the perfect job for gramps he would be senior potman someone with such gentlemanly ways could teach the curmudgeonly Isiah a thing or two,Lil has a very soft spot for gramps and he could check that Isiah is not in the gents powdering his nose at every opportunity,Lil knows she and Flip flop Flo,honky tonk Glad and any other lady will be safe with him,she may also put him in charge of door security as he sounds like an old soldier......

Maybe gramps and I could do a job-share if our CVs come up to scratch! I shall certainly have to polish mine up a bit as its got rusty since I retired several years ago.....

Yes, indeed, nellie - I'm so glad you've come back! GN needs you!

Littlenellie have just caught up with it all. Just wanted to pop in and say you have always made me laugh and it isn't the same without you x
Glad you are here x

I've heard from gramps who is rather shy about applying for one of your jobs Littlenellie. Do you have something he could do on a part-time basis?

Thank goodness you're back nellie xx

Yes. Maggie are you thInking of applying Lil said could you do a cv....

Lil closely resembles Bet lynch but absolute idol is Lily savage..she has changed her name by deed poll to Lil Savage-Lynch she has that as licensee over the door....she is now working on her health and hygiene certificate for opening her kitchen....

Would that be part-time?

Lils thinking of employing a cook she will recruiting....

I am picturing Bet Lynch in her heyday. Welcome back Nel.

I am not eating any of the peanuts, though - I have read the research!

Great to see you are back amongst us Littlenellie, we missed you, as you have found out.
So let's party with good cheer, amiability and tolerance, as well as a beer, toe nails and crisps!!! as it is early, and

You see, Nellie, we couldn't do without you. x x x

Welcome back, nellie

nellie, xx

Ten thousand welcomes, Nellie! This has made my day - I couldn't bear to lose you.

nellie good to see you, gal!

For once in my life I am actually lost for words,and in real life that just does not happen,have been reading all the posts and I am overwhelmed at the love and support coming across,have been very subdued and mr Nellie couldn't believe his luck he had a captive audience,and some housework actually got thought about if not actually attempted.I have a horror of offending anyone and causing anguish,hurt,or upset...so thank you all for your messages....Lil says I have to go and give her hand to open up as she has a boozer to run.....she has found pete in the gents calling for Huey on the big white telephone if anyone's finds Huey can they say pete is calling for him,Lil thinks pete has been running his own stock check

I think I've missed something somewhere....I must have been bringing the washing in.....

I think she will be!

Nobody should feel they need to leave us over this, and I hope Butter is soon back with us.

I want butty back too. She was very quiet yesterday.

I don't care what she is called -I just want Nellie back!

green - No, Lil is the barmaid at the Mooning in the Square Pub. She keeps a disorderly house, and nellie is still nellie. Or littlenell. Or someone else!