Lil's Bar

Its dark gramps 'cos after being left in charge I now have a massive hangover...you tripped over a feral cat... which is now covered in pink paint (make it easier for Soop to spot)

Pete,Pete. Where am I? Why is it so dark in here?
I think I tripped over something - I was carrying a tin of paint - with no lid on it! I feel all sticky!

Good one, Pete...take care of the bar for us please. I've a family of feral cats to feed.

Window...thats the trouble with fast fingers Ana
Soop I told her we were shut and directed her to the 'Off Licence'

Ana...you never know with gels like Ella. One day she's all lah de dah and the next, well, she's like the rest of us. A bit of a chameleon.

What widow is she peering through, Pete? The merry one, I presume!

Soop, I'm afraid I have no new tricks to teach you - you'll have to make up your own! I do hope this Strictly business doesn't go to Ella's head - d'you think she'll come back talking like a Yankee?

Pete tell her we're closed. Waiting for the hygiene inspector to sort out Lil's kitchen. He's been in there all week. The beer went to his head on day one and he's still nursing a cracking hangover.

A double malt coming up Soop ....is that Joan Bakewell peering through the widow ?

Pete...taking my name in vain is not a good move. However, I am rather fond of you, so yes, make mine a double malt. I see that Ella has been keeping her fingers nimble with the thimble. All those sequins...boy, will she create sparks when she dances the Can-Can. The feather plume will come in handy when she does the Fan-Dance. No flies on our Ella...come back soon, we need regulars like you to keep the honesty box topped up. Okay, Ana I'll keep you company in the snug. Have you been up to any new tricks recently...or are you a lady of independent means?

Better to be 'safe than sorry' Ella
Missing you already....

Pete, I hope you frisked everybody for mobiles/cameras?

Actually, you probably frisk every time......

See you all next week, have fun.

The mind boggles ana ..... I blame soop, anyone for bar billiards

Stay up where?

Ok Pete, thanks for the drink, I've calmed down now!
I can't stay for another as I've got 4 yards of sequins to sew on my knickers, and my feather plume won't stay up!

I know Ella ...your certainly hard work.... Pint for me Lil and another top up for Ella and all the others in the snug....past it indeed!

No one said it was easy Pete! And neither am I !

Argentine tango anyone..?

I just give up....another pint lil and your own.....past it indeed.....

x 10

And his kick ball change..sorry johnny er I mean jerry..

(Can't stop laughing when I read this thread!)

NO! I am not Johnnie Ball! I am Jerry Hall of course! good grief, are you all blind?

Anyway, I think Pete's past it, I've seen his reverse turn!

Ella's a pretty wee lassie...

Sorry, that should have been to nellie.....

I am not going to hazard a guess as to which Strictly contestant Ella is, but I don't think it's Johnny Ball! Ella's not that old, soop!

Better duck, Nellie Our loveable Ella sounds fiesty. Is it she who plays a mean banjo? Or, is she a whiz with the castanets?

And...may I add, I shouldn't be here. Haven't sorted a job that I meant to tackle immediately after breakfast. Is there an antidote to this forum?