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vampirequeen Tue 31-Jul-12 11:02:38

By rights I should hate Boris Johnson. He's everything I despise about our society. Privileged by accident of birth, Eton educated, rich from family wealth rather than person effort, Tory, totally unable to imagine life as an ordinary person....the list is endless. But then Boris opens his mouth and the most bizarre words come out. He makes me laugh and how can I not like a man who makes me laugh? How can you not laugh when a politician (people who normally watch every word they say) comes out with,

'As I write these words there are semi-naked women playing beach volleyball in the middle of the Horse Guards Parade immortalised by Canaletto. They are glistening like wet otters and the water is plashing off the brims of the spectators' sou'westers. The whole thing is magnificent and bonkers.'

I can't help it. I love Boris.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z22BzjGQIa

Anagram Sat 04-Aug-12 20:34:43

But brackets still wrong....sigh....wink

Nonu Sat 04-Aug-12 20:25:42

Oh crikey , I didn"t mean them as in aliens , More G"Ns who are wrapped up in olypimics can"t be bothered to post {flag } see decoram in everthing, just ONE flag

JO4 Sat 04-Aug-12 20:22:20

Thank the lord for small mercies.

JO4 Sat 04-Aug-12 20:21:49

Oh I see what you mean!

Why does it always take a while?

I wonder. grin

Anagram Sat 04-Aug-12 20:21:24

The flags won't last forever though...GNHQ is very quick to withdraw its favours!

JO4 Sat 04-Aug-12 20:20:44

shock who do you reckon's watching us then?

[shiver]

Nonu Sat 04-Aug-12 20:19:07

See it"s not only me , the finest brains on G.n. B- up i rest my case , however, I did suggest you take a lie down in a darkened room , do u heed my advice , NO , . Take this on board though , they are watching , but when it is all over will we be able to get a word in edgeways !!! {flag ] No need to try to grab all the flags , there are plenty for all of us

Anagram Sat 04-Aug-12 20:19:01

That would make lovely wallpaper....

JO4 Sat 04-Aug-12 20:18:33

Ooh look at that!

That's nearly as pretty as the hockey pitch!

JO4 Sat 04-Aug-12 20:18:01

Oh yes! I get it!

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Anagram Sat 04-Aug-12 20:16:24

FLAG not FLAGS!!!

JO4 Sat 04-Aug-12 20:15:04

confused There's no 's' in f*cked.

JessM Sat 04-Aug-12 20:14:47

[ flag ] without the spaces. Why is there no "team GB" in the middle, that's what I want to know.

JessM Sat 04-Aug-12 20:13:44

flag you are putting an S in. Just because you want more than one, don't put an s in. flag

JO4 Sat 04-Aug-12 20:13:10

You nearly got it right that time Nonu

JO4 Sat 04-Aug-12 20:12:17

And it doesn't let you put the right number of stars.

I said it doesn't! hmm

JO4 Sat 04-Aug-12 20:10:45

Oh bugger! Why didn't that work!

GERALDINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's f*** up again!

Anagram Sat 04-Aug-12 20:10:29

Oops! grin

JO4 Sat 04-Aug-12 20:09:32

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Nonu Sat 04-Aug-12 20:06:44

I am redoing that post , it"s come out all peculiar , Hush honey chile , go and lie down in a darkened room . There go dem [flags ] again

Nonu Sat 04-Aug-12 20:03:45

S againhush honey chile , go and lie down in a darkened room . There go them dammed [flags ]

JO4 Sat 04-Aug-12 20:01:52

Why can't we have a nice half-way-through ceremony now? To get us all syked up again.

JO4 Sat 04-Aug-12 19:59:51

I know. If I see another lot of young toned bodies in their skinny lycra pedalling their so-called 'bikes' round and round in ever decreasing circles (or so it seems) I shall............ you don't wanna know! hmm

Sigh.

Nonu Sat 04-Aug-12 19:55:47

JO4 let u into a little secret , don"t u be tellin those other gals, your post timed 18.22 second paragraph , I agree , only to keep "im indoors" , appy i go along with it , hence the flags. {flags flags flags ]"h

JO4 Sat 04-Aug-12 19:53:35

Course it's right!

Don't question. Just sing.